Crank Yankers

Ludacris proposes a new name for himself, and Robert apologizes to a hotel he's wronged.

Terrence casts for a Spike Lee reality show, and Niles needs help with his race experiment.

Birchum attempts to sell his war mementos, and Lloyd reserves a tee time.

The Truth needs a private investigator, and Birchum applies to be a bounty hunter.

Niles Standish recruits for his own NBA franchise, and Hadassah needs maternity clothes.

Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane.

Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.

Hadassah interviews an NFL quarterback for a teen magazine, and Ludacris needs some security.

Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.

The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

The Truth asks Jessica Simpson to play a charity tournament, and Crazy Yitzhak offers insane deals.

Cammie needs sexy video editing, and Terrence pitches a spokesperson gig to Michael Strahan.

Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.

Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station.

Spoonie Luv consults a bail bondsman, and The Concierge needs help with a rodent.

The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.