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HONEY DAVENPORT and DUSTY RAY BOTTOMS discuss a stoned wild animal encounter, official light saber dueling, and ancient cave drawings!

HONEY DAVENPORT and BRITA FILTER discuss a real life man vs wild, the sounds of a 3000 year old mummy, a wolf monument and will dog urine pass a human drug test!

HONEY DAVENPORT and AJA discuss the benefits of butthole tanning, bricks made from poop, horny tweets from an intern and an over-amorous duck!

HONEY DAVENPORT and SUTTON LEE SEYMOUR discuss underwear vending machines, a storm filled with flying sea creatures, stuck sex toys, and a new stinging nettle eating champion!

HONEY DAVENPORT and TINA BURNER discuss banana cocaine, an eye-popping emoji house, disguised Brazilian prison breaks, and a “F’d Up Florida Story” about fighter jets for sale!

HONEY DAVENPORT and MADELYNN HATTER discuss sausage vending machines, a golden toilet heist, self-driving car horror stories, and pop star student IDs!

HONEY DAVENPORT and JACKIE COX discuss 3D avatar love making, elephant poop gin, and an extra special TWO “F’d Up Florida Stories” including rectum screwdrivers and doorbell lickers!

HONEY DAVENPORT and NICOLE ONOSCOPI discuss hidden birds in hair curlers, spiders hiding in your ear, a 50 year old message in a bottle and an extra long bathroom break!

HONEY DAVENPORT and VIVACIOUS discuss Canadian severed shore feet, an illegal condo conversion, a wasabi overdose, and an octogenarian scuba diver!

HONEY DAVENPORT and PAISLEY FIELDS discuss phallic fish, a surprise million dollar deposit, getting paid for getting stoned and southern burger crop circles!

HONEY DAVENPORT and MIZ CRACKER discuss a sliced bagel debate, the micropenis case of the century, flying alligators, and an Australian high ruling on bullying!

HONEY DAVENPORT and SILKY NUTMEG GANACHE discuss deadly dick surgery, what’s in Honey’s butthole, and mind-blowing orgasms!

HONEY DAVENPORT and MIZ JADE discuss Jesus shoes, legal road kill edibles, murderers dying on death row, and a holy license plate debate!

HONEY DAVENPORT and MERRIE CHERRY discuss the best job for garlic bread enthusiasts, phones turning people gay, a Michelin star cheddar-gate, and porno playing on billboards!

HONEY DAVENPORT and FIFI DUBOIS discuss a cremated cat in space, the half-human half-cow hybrid, an octogenarian mother, and the return of “F’d Up Florida Stories!”!