Dilbert

It's Dilmom's (Jackie Hoffman) birthday and Dilbert (Daniel Stern) must get her a gift. Dogbert (Chris Elliott) suggests that Dilbert go shopping at the mall, but an unspeakable event in Dilbert's childhood has him afraid to set foot in that horrible monstrosity known as The Mall. Buck Henry guest stars.

A blood drive is taking place at work and Dilbert (Daniel Stern) is the only suitable candidate to drain. So, after giving many, many pints of blood, Dilbert tries to drive home -- seriously impaired by his lack of bodily fluids and is arrested.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) has a short death experience and is disappointed to learn that the afterlife is nothing but a cubicle.

Fast food restaurants are advertising "The Dupey" free with a meal. But, Dilbert (Daniel Stern) discovers that The Dupey doesn't even exist. Then he is informed that his company is marketing the imaginary item. The Boss (Larry Miller) puts Dilbert in charge of creating The Dupey to go with the existing marketing campaign.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) creates a blue duck on his computer and from his innocent drawing the art world is turned upside down.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) invents what he thinks will end world hunger, the Tomeato, and he knows the perfect place to test his invention: the third world country of Elbonia. So, Wally (Gordon Hunt) and Dilbert set out for Elbonia with the Tomeato in hopes that they can cure the country of its famine. But, when they get there, they are shocked to see that the country is not in a famine at all.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) and the security guard (guest star Wayne Knight) at his office building exchange some hostile words and before they know it they have made a bet: They will change jobs for one day.

When the company is unexpectedly faced with a surplus of 20 billion dollars, the Boss (Larry Miller) decides a merger with a less efficient corporation is the only way to unload the money.

When the company is sued by a "tree-loving" society, the Boss (Larry Miller) suggests an off-site meeting at Dilbert's (Daniel Stern) house. During a rousing ice-breaker game of paint ball, the tree lovers' leader kills the elephant and destroys Dilbert's house in the process.

When the executives discover that the engineers know there are other jobs available, they give Dilbert an assistant (guest star Andy Dick) and show the employees that they really can have a "career" at the company. Alice is peeved to learn that Dilbert has an assistant and she doesn't, so she gets Catbert (Jason Alexander) to appoint Asok her assistant, leading to a duel between the assistants.

The engineering department is desperate to beat marketing in the annual softball game.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) addresses the problem of his overflowing cubicle, but discovers there is nowhere in the office to trash the obsolete equipment he and his coworkers have acquired. They decide to venture through the building to find an unused cubicle to stash their trash. Dilbert's gang save their storage space by inventing Todd, a new employee who will occupy the cube.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) turns to the Internet in search of a new computer. He has it delivered to the office to impress the other engineers. His idea backfires when the Boss (Larry Miller) signs for it and it turns out to be an outdated model instead of the state of the art system he had ordered. Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Favreau, and Eugene Levy guest star.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) is in charge of a new voting system project for the government. He creates an Internet Voting Network allowing people to vote from their own computer at election time.

Dogbert (Chris Elliott) writes a book claiming pepper is a miracle herb that cures Chronic Cubicle Syndrome. Dilbert (Daniel Stern) witnesses Dogbert making the entire thing up and is appalled when people start falling for his claims.

Dilbert makes a small model rocket to find other traces of life in space. When Ratbert accidentally pushes a button, it launches the rocket, which then detects alien life and takes samples. The rocket then crashes into Dilbert's house and into his buttocks. When Dilbert is in the hospital, the doctors discover he is pregnant.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) sees the picture of his ultrasound and can't believe his baby looks like a bowl of fruit. When Dilbert tells the Boss (Larry Miller) he is pregnant, the Boss threatens to fire him if he has the baby. Dilbert and Dogbert (Chris Elliott) decide that going to the tabloids is the only way Dilbert will be able to support the baby if he loses his job. Steve Austin guest stars.