Famalam

The first episode of the show follows the exploits of misunderstood superhero Eclipse, has the latest edition of William and Funke's over-raunchy morning chat show and learns the secret voodoo skills of Croydon's leading witch doctor, Professor Lofuko.

What's the latest altruistic schemes of thwarted Nigerian philanthropist Prince Alyusi, watch the over amorous daytime antics of TV hosts/lovers William and Funke, and introducing Sassy Black Friend, the co-star of every romcom ever.

We look ahead to the next actor to play James Bond, hang out with never-satiated chicken-loving schoolboy Fat Sam, and let rap star Swayze sell us some tat. We also learn some important football skills from Senegalese soccer star Patrick Okwonge Okwomge, and get educated on early black British history with garage MC and academic Scribbler P.

We get a front row seat at the Oscars of the Nollywood film industry, the Kemmy Awards. Scribbler P gives us an important lesson on Black Cinema History. Meanwhile in Midsomer, things turn ugly when Detective Moses Mountree gets his weapon out again. Has there been a contravention of the country code?