Father Ted

Ted inadvertently offends the Chinese community on Craggy Island.

There's a beast terrorising Craggy island and Chris the Sheep has a bad case of nerves. Can Ted's sheep nurturing skills save the day?

The sacking of Craggy Island's playboy milkman, Pat Mustard, leads to Dougal taking the local milk around. In retaliation, Jealous Pat plants a bomb in the milk float.

Ted is nervous about his trip to the mainland. What could go wrong? Well, just about everything.

It's the annual All Priests Over-75s Five-a-Five Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted suspects Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.

Having lost a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse as his forfeit. Dougal helps Ted in his dilemma to kick the Bishop without him noticing.

Singing sensation Eoin McLove, adored by menopausal women everywhere, secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea. Unfortunately, the secret leaks out and the house is besieged by her fans.

Ted is offered a job in Beverly Hills. With his lifetime's ambition about to be realized, Ted struggles to tell Father Jack, Father Doyle and Mrs Doyle that they aren't invited.