Hetalia

Germany’s still not drinking beer, and Japan’s still eating only tomatoes - at least, for the first part of this episode. Later, the never-ending demands of the Allies makes China totally freak out.

Germany and Austria are arguing over Beethoven when France gets busted for spying! Later, the cuteness reaches truly absurd levels when the kitty versions of Germany and Italy get into a fight about some inappropriate touching!

It’s time for another G8 meeting! While America thinks it might be time to lose a member or two, France wants to bring Spain into the fold. Later, kitty Japan adorably expresses his adorable love of tuna. Simply adorable!

When China returns from his trip around the world, he’s excited to show off all of the cute animals he collected during the journey. Speaking of cute, how adorable is it that kitty Austria doesn’t want to get his paws dirty?!

Sealand’s trying to make friends, but he might be too pushy to pull it off. Meanwhile, England manages to escape an Italian prison, only to end up in the hands of Germany! Speaking of Germany, did you know he has a dog?

England gets a new wardrobe and some shiny shoes. He looks pretty slick, but there’s no guarantee that his new duds will help him get across the border. Later in the episode, the world comes to an end - unless it doesn’t!

Germany explains why he’s always able to stop England from escaping the Italian prison. Of course, after Germany explains it all, England might have a better chance of finally getting away. Meanwhile, ROCKET PUNCH!

Germany and Italy fail at sneaking around in the bushes. Later, after the Japan joins his Axis buddies on the beach, he’s compelled to make a journal entry about Italy’s peculiar habit of walking around without pants.

In this episode: Italy attempts to make Japan smile! Later, a pasta shortage leads to the possibility of stinky cheese for dinner! Also, Japan and Switzerland sing and dance together in the snowy Alps!

A mysterious encounter in the falling snow only leads to more mysteries. How mysterious, right? Later, Italy gets punched in the stomach and Russia eats the end of the episode! Also - CAT STAMPEDE.

Japan and America ponder one of the most important questions of the modern age: How many french fries are found in the perfect order of french fries? Also, Prussia takes a leak and Hungary gets all hubba-hubba.

Stunning developments concerning Hungary’s ample front are revealed, and disaster ensues when Italy borrows Germany’s car without asking!

Lithuania’s neighbors won’t stop picking on him and the situation’s got the little guy pretty stressed. Later, America longs for the convenience of all-night convenience stores. Also in this episode: Turtles, turtles, and more turtles.

In today’s fashion-centric episode, England is uncomfortable with France’s willingness to dress in girly clothes. Later, England’s awkward feelings only multiply when codpieces come into style.

After an interrupting bull turns the tide of a war, the saga of Boss Spain and Chibi Romano continues! Can Spain deal with the struggles that come with taking care of little Romano? Also, can Spain get his hands on a yummy Churro?

Poland puts on a brave face for his negations on a matrimonial alliance with Lithuania, but his demands regarding a particularly sensitive piece of property are way out of bounds!

This is the most awesome episode ever because it features an armor-clad wolf and a horrifying dragon. Not impressed? Well, then just wait until you see what happens around three minutes and twenty seconds into the video.

When a couple of the Allied boys get stranded on a remote beach without their friends, their survival depends on desperately scavenging the savage jungle to - Oh, wait. Nevermind. America’s got candy bars and lunch meat.

America travels to the land of Japan in order to become friends with some whales - or something like that. Anyway, when the boys from the west come ashore in the east, awkwardness and tea drinking ensues.

America’s still looking to befriend a whale, but his self-centered abrasiveness is really starting to get to Japan. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like the obnoxious Westerner is leaving the East anytime soon.

The Allies are still stranded, but they soon discover that their deserted island isn’t so deserted. Later, a holiday leads to wartime ceasefire between England and Germany - and the ceasefire leads to a soccer game in the snow.