Kevin Spencer

Percy is bribed into making a TV commercial against drinking and driving in exchange for parole.

Percy gets the winter blues and "hates everything!", while Kevin's already socially disturbed character becomes aggravated by the lack of sunlight and isolation caused by intense cold.

Timmy lands himself a CO-OP job at the Camel Toe Inn as a stripper's assistant. Kevin is inspired by Timmy's work ethic and decides he also needs a CO-OP job.

Anastasia is at the feed and seed buying a stronger "Industrial " pesticide for unstated "personal reason's" when animal rights activists take over and hold the staff hostage.

After a tooth extraction, Kevin develops a bizarre snakelike fang in the back of his mouth.

Kevin secretly enters Percy as a contestant on an American gameshow, "Who Wants to Marry a Prostitute." Percy nearly wins but the show is canceled midstream by the new network head, Bruno Gerussi.

Barfy Boozehound, a beer mascot, introduces a contest and Percy is resolutely training at the Camel Toe when someone mentions the upcoming smoking ban.

It's Remembrance Day and Percy muscles his way through a ceremonial parade to get half-price quarts at the legion.

Percy and the family attend a Neighborhood Watch meeting to get information on serial killer prevention.

Percy and Anastasia both receive mail to discover that Percy must attend a retraining course at the Employment Insurance office, while Anastasia is asked to jury duty.

Each member of the Spencer family revisits a classic Halloween Urban Legend as they recount the scariest thing that has ever happened to them.

Daryn and Mista Mo, from the BUZZ show on the Comedy Network, visit Landsville to film their next episode.

In true Three's Companyesque fashion, the Spencer's quarrel over selling the house.

Percy decides the whole world is against him and plots to leave IT all behind. The Spencer's hold a garage sale to pillage for cash and somehow scrounge enough dough to make it to Chile.

Percy and Anastasia discover an additional room in their house that's gone unnoticed because of the boxes piled in front of its door.

It's a showdown between Drunken Welfare Man and Alcoholic Welfare Man. Percy faces his nemesis as both heroes try to prove their honor as the greatest substance abusing, welfare-frauding crime fighter.

Kevin tries manipulating a group of Alzheimer patients at the old age home into believing he is their grandson and therefore they should give him their money.

The Spencer's are the "Rabid Dog Cigarettes Contest Winners" and they win a vacation at the Tiki-Wana Beach Resort.