Lopez vs. Lopez

When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.

George believes he can fix Mayan's anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the Dollar Store.

Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made.

On Chance's birthday, George throws a party and Rosie's sisters throw shade.

Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a "real" Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno.

To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.

When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it.

When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero (Cheech Marin) who tells them the house isn't haunted, it's George!

When Quinten's perfect dad, Sam, comes into town, George tries to prove to the family that Sam is as much of a dirtbag as he is.

When Quinten joins George's fantasy baseball league, he hits a home run with the guys but strikes out with Mayan.

When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to the Lopez way and her desire to preserve a new friendship.

Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity.

George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store.

George believes all of Mayan's problems can be solved by taking a second job while Mayan thinks her parents work too hard.

When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices.

When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating.

When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs.

There's no order in the court when George and Rosie ask a TV judge to resolve their dispute.

When Chance gets into a fight at school, George and Rosie blame Mayan and Quinten's loosey-goosey parenting.

When Mayan's ex-Godfather, Don, returns to town, she's afraid he'll drag George back into a life of drinking, gambling, and womanizing.

An old grudge reaches a boiling point when George is forced to work with a longtime business rival.

George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior.