Love Boat (The)

Capt. Stubing's ex-wife causes chaos; a young woman is tired of waiting for a ring; and nude photo could end a marriage before it even starts.

Capt. Stubing has eyes for a man in drag; a marriage on the rocks gets stuck on board; and a private eye falls for the woman he is investigating.

A wife and her new husband encounter her ex-husband and his new girlfriend; young teens learn about love for the first time; and senior citizens stand in the way of Julie and Jim's romance.

A former tennis pro finds herself in a relationship with her harshest critic; a Mexican singer sneaks on board for a great performance; and a husband pulls one too many jokes.

A couple's marriage is on the rocks; Isaac meets a star who is traveling incognito; and a crashing bore is mistaken for a jewel thief.

A washed-up comedian has no shame as he tries to make a comeback, while a doting grandmother tries to play matchmaker between Doc and her granddaughter. Also, fraternity brothers try to help one of their own find romance.

When two twins pretend to be one person, one is warm and the other is cold, leaving Doc both amorous and confused. Meanwhile, the cruise director's ex shows up and an elderly couple with an apparent jinx give the crew a sinking feeling.

A new hire almost takes Julie's job; a married couple pretends like they don't know eachother; and a grieving couple finds new happiness.

Stubing Sr. makes Stubing Jr.'s life miserable at sea; a man is trapped in his room by a German Shepherd; and two men are the unwitting targets of a naughty game.

A columnist and her husband plan a few days at sea alone, but she is quickly recognized by advice-seeking passengers; an arrogant chef nearly drives Capt. Stubing mad; and Gail and Jeff remain in love, even though their marriage has supposedly ended.

A clergyman detects a touch of Scrooge in Capt. Stubing; an unhappy couple pretends to like each other; and two men seek to change their lives.

An old man connects with a teenage runaway; Julie has a crush on a priest; and two painters stowaway on the Pacific Princess.

A woman forms an attachment to a man that reminds her of her father; a couple are unable to enjoy their honeymoon; and a fuss is caused over a checkout clerk.

Isaac's mother becomes very possessive; a once-married couple is professionally reunited; and a jewel-stealing monkey is set loose on board.

Millionaires celebrating their honeymoon are targeted by a group of thieves; a blind couple reconnects; and a wife and mistress learn they have more in common than just a man.

A congressman seeks refuge aboard the Pacific Princess; an intellectual snob is at odds with Isaac over a colorful old passenger; and a beauty pageant contestant's chances are hurt when her possessive boyfriend comes on board.

Capt. Stubing announces his nephew will be joining the cruise, but he turns out to be a gangly young man in need of help; an embezzler is strongly attracted to the undercover cop assigned to his case; and two sisters plan a nice quiet visit at sea.

The crew is on edge when they hear that an efficiency expert, hired by the ship's owners, is posing as a passenger; two pairs of friends fall in love; and a middle-aged man and his relationship with his pretty young wife is not all as it appears.

For the Valentine's cruise, a man offers the use of his computer-dating service and uses it to court cruise director Julie. Meanwhile, an amnesiac thinks she recognizes a long-lost love. Finally, the plans of two gold-diggers go astray.

A pair of couples have one thing in common: their "testy" marriages; an older couple en route to Mexico is paying for the trip by cheating at cards; and a young man is unable to poerate withoug a lover's manual.

A couple take their 22-year-old son on a cruise in order to end his relationship with his girlfriend; a couple with a heavy age difference get an unexpected lesson in true love; and an ex-showgirl reports for duty as a registered nurse.

A young man is given a week to marry in order to claim an inheritance; the Captain is entranced by a woman posing as something she's not; a sexist husband angers his wife at the same time a reporter gathers information for a story about sex scandals.

When a former call girl finds love, a past client threatens to ruin her happiness. Captain Stubing attempts to get physically fit for a former flame, while two fellow widowers (Annette Funicello and Michael Callan) find solace in each other.

A young passenger encourages Gopher to stand up to Capt. Stubing; a cheating husband runs into his neighbors from back home while aboard the ship; and a businessman proposes a deal between a widow and another passenger who owns a conglomerate.