M*A*S*H

General Bartford Steele arrives at the 4077th and surprises everyone with his loony antics.

Hawkeye, Trapper and Frank go into enemy territory to make an exchange of wounded with the Chinese.

Frank is left in charge while Henry is away, and Frank forces Hawkeye to fill in as officer of the day.

A famous general dies in Hot Lips's tent and it's up to Hawkeye and Trapper to rescue her (and his) reputation.

The wounded pour into the camp as artillery booms nearby and war planes scream overhead.

Spring is in the air: Klinger gets married; Radar falls in love; Frank and Hot Lips continue their passionate affair.

Trapper learns that he has an ulcer, which could be his ticket home.

Father Mulcahy and Henry receive troubling news from home and Hawkeye performs a circumcision.

While Henry's away, Frank orders the camp to jump on the sobriety wagon with hazardous results.

With the threat of an attack growing, the nurses are evacuated, much to the doctors' dismay.

After eleven days of the same food, Hawkeye figures a way to get spare ribs from his favorite restaurant in Chicago.

Hawkeye tapes a letter home describing a Turk who goes wild in the O.R. and a wounded soldier that the 4077th has apparently lost.

Radar is bitten by a dog and might have rabies; and a patient arrives with no apparent injuries but is unable to move.

Radar decides to save a lamb given to the camp as a gift, so he secretly arranges for it to be sent home.

During an artillery shelling by U.S. Bombs, Hot Lips and Trapper are stuck in the supply room while radar tries to get the camp out of the line of fire.

The activities of the week, including Col. Blake's lecture on sex and an orphanage's barbecue, are featured on the camp bulletin board.

Hawkeye and Trapper meet a veteran of three wars in Tokyo who turns to alcohol when confronted with incoming casualties.

Hawkeye is accused of hitting Frank and is placed under house arrest.

Hawkeye, Hot Lips and Klinger make an emergency trip to an aid station at the front lines.

Hawkeye and Trapper deal with a young G.I. who wants to marry a local girl for money.

General MacArthur's impending visit turns mash upside down as Klinger schemes to win a discharge and Henry attempts to make the 4077th look sane.

Money is the root of the camp's problems as Hawkeye has leftover money from the payroll, Klinger tries to bribe Henry for a discharge and Frank buys Hot Lips some pearls.

Intelligence Officer Col. Flagg is mixed up with penicillin thieves who strike at the 4077th.

Henry Blake gets his discharge which means Frank is left in charge.