Episodes
S5 E1 - Co-Hostess Twinkie
September 28, 198624minDick is stuck with a perky, brainless co-hostess for his new program "On the Town." Meanwhile, Larry and the Darryls name their new pig Miss Stephanie much to Stephanie's dismay.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E2 - Camp Stephanie
October 5, 198624minStephanie has her hands full when she temporarily leads a group of Ranger Girls. While Steph tries to teach them about coming-out parties and makeup, the girls want to learn survival techniques. Meanwhile, Dick and Joanna endure George's wood carving, Mount Stratford.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E5 - Desperately Desiring Susan, Part 1
October 26, 198624minMichael becomes enamored with temporary office secretary Susan.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E6 - Desperately Desiring Susan, Part 2
November 2, 198625minMichael struggles with his desire for Susan versus his passion for Stephanie.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E8 - Thanksgiving for the Memories
November 23, 198624minThe Newhart family travels to the Vanderkellen mansion for Thanksgiving but leaves when Stephanie finds her parents threw away her favorite toy.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E9 - Utley, Can You Spend a Dime?
November 30, 198624minDick convinces a reluctant George to live a little and spend some of his $50,000 fortune. Meanwhile, the town believes Dick to be destitute after a check bounces due to a bank error.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E10 - Sweet and Sour Charity
December 7, 198624minDick and Joanna have an opportunity to shed their town newcomer status when Dick's asked to run a fundraiser for the local library. Dick, the former advertising executive, finds it difficult to accept when his idea gets rejected, and Joanna's gets unanimously applauded.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E13 - Love Letters in the Mud
January 4, 198724minMichael helps Larry court the girl of his dreams. Joanna holds Dick responsible for his actions in her dream.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E14 - First of the Belles
January 11, 198724minDick's old college sweetheart visits the inn for a weekend of skiing, leaving Joanna worried that Dick may want to rekindle an old flame.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E15 - It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want to
January 18, 198724minCousin Ned Vanderkellen's 100th birthday party goes smoothly...until Cousin Ned drops dead.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E16 - Chimes They are a Changin'
January 25, 198724minGeorge sets out to repair the town's cracked bell tower, even after the town votes him down. Michael rents The Wizard of Oz to overcome his fear of wind.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E17 - Unfriendly Persuasion
February 1, 198724minDick tries to help Joanna overcome her fear of eye doctors. George feels slighted by Stephanie after she blows him off in favor of shopping.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E18 - Jail, Jail, the Gang's All Here
February 8, 198724minLarry, Darryl, and Darryl ask Dick to represent them after they're arrested for kidnapping a neighbor's cow.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E20 - Fun with Dick and Joanna
February 22, 198724minDick and Joanna find that spontaneity isn't all it's cracked up to be after Dick's spontaneous plans land them in a run-down motel for the worst night of their lives.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E21 - Night Moves
March 8, 198724minDick tries to find someplace to sleep after Joanna throws him out.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E22 - Harris Ankles Piv for Web Post
March 15, 198724minMichael interviews for a network job, and George finds a "Duck Rock."This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E23 - Goodbye and Good Riddance, Mr. Chips
April 5, 198723minDick enrolls in a typing class, only to find that the teacher, Mr. Brooney, is the same tyrant he had for a sixth-grade teacher.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E24 - Much to Do Without Muffin
April 12, 198722minMichael is lost when Stephanie goes away for the weekend. Desperate, he goes to a Beaver Lodge dinner with George and is the life of the party.This title is unavailable due to expired rights