Paid Off with Michael Torpey

Lauren, Keegan and Brin compete to pay off their student debt by answering questions about poets with sick-ass tattoos. Plus, our country's laziest politician stops by, and we test the contestants' knowledge of fad diets and dance crazes.

College grads Elise, Brett and Alex tweeted at the show and are now competing for a chance to pay off their student loan debt. Plus, time traveler General Don Roger warps into the studio in the name of jalape?o poppers.

College grads Sean, Trasee and Kevin use their best French accents for a chance to pay off their student debt. Plus, Don Roger comes back from the future, Michael shares his dance moves and our poll reveals the best place to break up.

College grads Joennis, Josh and Ashley compete for a chance to pay off their student loan debt. Plus, Michael's robot understudy, MT1000, shows up to learn more about human psychology and overanalyzes Michael's hosting performance.

College grads Hamadi, Pamela and Muntarin try to baby talk their way to a chance at paying off their student debt and reveal what they'd do during the apocalypse. Plus, General Don Roger shows off some tush-tightening moves.

College grads Tiffany, Cory and Kathleen compete for a chance to pay off their student loan debt. Plus, special guests Shaq, Chuck, Kenny and Ernie from Inside the NBA help answer math questions in the dumbest way possible.

College grads Meme, Jordan and Betty compete for a chance to pay off their student debt; Michael's robot understudy, MT1000, is back to get under Michael's skin; and the contestants share their best hangover cures.

In this special episode, college grads Cristian, Michael and McKenzie say "I do" for the chance to pay off their student debt so they can finally afford to marry their romantic partners! And, a poll reveals people's biggest college regrets.

College grads Katie, Jeremy and Ruthie try their jazz hands at a chance to pay off their student loan debt, and Senator Schlabsky needs help to pass a bill. Plus, find out if 'finikia' is a cookie or an old-fashioned term for sex.

A nail-biting surprise ending awaits three special contestants,Christine, Ivanna and Ryhan, who give back to their communities. Michael's money actually talks, and we find out the contestants' preferred slang terms for their rear ends.

In this episode, first-generation Americans Melody, Dujon and Cami compete for a chance to pay off their student loan debt while helping General Don Roger remember how to have sex. Plus, find out which state is "America's Skin".

Contestants Matt, Katie and Eric channel their inner potheads for a chance to pay off their student debt. Michael's dazed friend Bianca stops by to debut her new boots. Then, we make the contestants say "tooty" and "booty" on TV.

College grads Ador?e, Fabio and Caitlin compete to pay off their student debt so they can move out of their parents' homes. Then we see if they can tell surfer slang from lingerie brands - while being distracted by their parents "wrestling."

Contestants RJ, Rachel and Thomas compete for a chance to pay off their student debt. Michael's grouchy neighbor Mr. Old Man comes to slap some good ole American sense into the contestants, and we find out the strangest places to have sex.

College grads Jen, Jimmy and Shaniqua compete for a chance to pay off their student debt. Michael's neighbor Mr. Old Man barges in to give everyone a piece of his mind, and the contestants share the worst smells in their dorm rooms.

College grads Ayanna, Nick and Shannon compete for a chance to pay off their student loan debt. Michael proves unsuccessful getting a contestant to curse on TV, and we find out the best way to piss off your parents.