Porterhouse Blue

The master of Porterhouse College, Cambridge dies of a Porterhouse blue, a stroke brought on by overindulgence in the college's legendary cuisine. Having rejected all likely candidates to succeed him, the position passes to unpopular former Minister of Social Security, Sir Godber Evans. Evans arrives with plans to reform the school to a more progressive standard.

Despite his disdain for Zipser's studiousness, Skullion does not report him, but Zipser has another problem... he has the hots for Mrs. Biggs, his chubby, middle-aged cleaner. Meanwhile, Skullion seeks the help of a former student to thwart the new Master's innovations.

Sensing his attraction, Mrs. Biggs creeps into Zipser's room for what she hopes to be an evening of passion. She ignores his protests, and accidentally causes an explosion from the unknowingly blocked chimney. Sir Godber and Scullion clash over the consequences.

In the exciting conclusion of Porterhouse Blue, Cornelius Carrington comes to Porterhouse to make his film, but as an act of revenge for his unhappy student days, he makes the college seem like a salacious hotbed of sex. Godber and Skullion clash for control of the future of the school.