Episodes
S5 E1 - My Intern's Eyes
October 1, 200121minNow attending Sacred Heart, J.D. has to deal with his own interns; Turk has doubts having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant; Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesn't want to seem like the helpless person she was before.Available to buyS5 E2 - My Rite of Passage
October 1, 200122minJ.D. wants to show Cox and Kelso how to treat interns but instead finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect.Available to buyS5 E3 - My Day At The Races
October 1, 200122minWhile planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish before he turned 30. He begins by entering a triathlon.Available to buyS5 E4 - My Jiggly Ball
October 1, 200121minJ.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner, so he tries to find out something good to say about him.This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E5 - My New God
January 16, 200622minDr. Cox's religious sister, Paige, comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Turk is finding out just how unsexy baby making can be.Available to buyS5 E6 - My Missed Perception
October 1, 200122minJ.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness. Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo.Available to buyS5 E7 - My Way Home
October 1, 200123minIn a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent.Available to buyS5 E8 - My Big Bird
October 1, 200121minJ.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient.Available to buyS5 E9 - My Half-Acre
October 1, 200122minJ.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice.Available to buyS5 E10 - Her Story II
October 1, 200122minJ.D. is annoyed that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages J.D. to tell her his feelings and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue.Available to buyS5 E11 - My Buddy's Booty
October 1, 200122minJ.D. is still dealing with his recent break-up and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it.Available to buyS5 E12 - My Cabbage
October 1, 200122minDr. Kelso is outraged when he discovers that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired but all doesn't turn out as intended.Available to buyS5 E13 - My Five Stages
October 1, 200122minJ.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient who is declining in health.Available to buyS5 E14 - My Own Personal Hell
October 1, 200122minJ.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed so the other interns think he is getting special attention.Available to buyS5 E15 - My Extra Mile
October 1, 200122minJ.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemo after meeting a woman who loves his hair.Available to buyS5 E16 - My Bright Idea
October 1, 200122minTurk finds out that Carla is pregnant before she does, so J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff to surprise Carla with the news. But Carla wants to personally share her baby news with everybody so Turk and J.D. have to quickly contain the hospital gossip.Available to buyS5 E17 - My Chopped Liver
October 1, 200122minWhen J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time to spend with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. in that time because it interferes with his own "Turk Time."This title is unavailable due to expired rightsS5 E18 - My New Suit
October 1, 200122minJ.D.'s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him.Available to buyS5 E19 - His Story III
October 1, 200122minTurk and Carla turn J.D.'s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day.Available to buyS5 E20 - My Lunch
October 1, 200123minJ.D. asks Dr. Cox for lunch but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility.Available to buyS5 E21 - My Fallen Idol
October 1, 200121minDr. Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to cover for him at the hospital while everyone tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them.Available to buyS5 E22 - My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu
October 1, 200122minJ.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work, but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence.Available to buyS5 E23 - My Urologist
October 1, 200122minJ.D. challenges a urologist's assessment on a consultation for a patient in need of a risky surgical procedure. He also starts to fall for her.Available to buyS5 E24 - My Transition
October 1, 200123minJ.D. plans a date with Dr. Kim Briggs on their night off, but Elliot gets in their way.Available to buy