Sealab 2021

What's better than a TV? An HDTV. And what's better than that? An ASHDTV. And what does the AS stand for? You probably guessed: Adult Swim, but it's Asteroid Smasher. And that's what the crew of Sealab stole from Spacelab.

Quinn agrees to teach Debbie Love's 4th-grade class for the day, and Shanks decides to tag along for the ride. Everything goes pretty smoothly -- until they kill the class pet and terrify the kids.

The long-awaited writing debut of mcheshpants420 hits the screen in this madcap, bawdy, fun-filled, poignant, hilarious, campy, educational and sexy romp through the bowels of Sealab.

When Shanks refuses treatment for a festering, pulsing head tumor, the crew decides to dust off the old shrink ray and then basically reenact the plot of a 1960s sci-fi movie starring that actress.

Sealab secedes (from whom, and lots of other pertinent issues to be discussed more fully during the actual episode)!

Enter the sinister and mysterious world of the Neptunati, a secret organization that holds the fate of the world in its clutches. And which also, for some reason, has Shanks as a member. Drink deeply of the real human blood from that skull, Neophyte!

A team-building exercise goes horribly awry when the crew of Sealab finds themselves on the dreaded "Isla de las Chupacabras!" In English, that's "Island of the Goatsuckers."

A grief counselor (named Joy, of course) comes to Sealab to counsel the grieving, grief-stricken crew after the grievous death of a crew member. Lots of group hugs and murders ensue, and a Grief Dance that's not as fun as people hoped it would be.

A mysterious illness sweeps through the corridors of Sealab like wildfire -- a germy, nose-bleedy wildfire. As Sparks and his gang search for Feverheads to bash and Quinn desperately searches for a cure, Debbie prepares for her best 30th birthday ever.

Pretty much just like the movie it almost sounds like, which stars the incomparable Burt Reynolds.

The much-ballyhooed return of Marco finally occurs in this eponymously-titled episode, with Marco playing the titular Marco. Marco, Sharko. Sharko, Marco. We'll leave you two to get acquainted. Also, don't drink that pee.