After being unjustly fired, Clark Kant runs head-on into a rough job market. Despite his connections, he has no marketable skills. In a drunken stupor, Mr. Kant unwittingly eats a bowl of radioactive pasta... and it awakens within Clark the power to shoot spaghetti from his hands. After an intense period of training, he does what any real superhero would do: fight crime and earn money doing it.
