That White People

The world is a competitive place, and white people seem to have an advantage, but when they just make stuff up it's even harder to compete. In this episode, King Keraun tests his skills in competitive dodgeball, air guitar and vintage baseball.

Here ye! Here ye! It's time for some swords, armor, kings, queens, and slaying dragons...it's about to get medieval up in here. In this episode, King Keraun learns the finer points of archery, falconry, and jousting. It's that Medieval ish.

White people have gone to the dogs - literally, it's That Dog Ish and Keraun has stepped in it - he runs with the wolves, goes on a stroll with a professional dog walker, and sits down for a session with a pet psychic.

King Keraun is going to get his freak on when he explores the weird world of That Sideshow Ish. He gets high with a stilt walker, faces off with a ventriloquist, and meets a fire-breather whose idea of a good time is walking across hot coals.

Even when white people go green, they are still white as hell - In That Environmental Ish King Keraun tours a Tiny House, kayaks the LA River, and visits a bug farm because some people put the mental in environmental.

White people love a good adrenaline rush and even though King Keraun is happy to play it safe, in that Hi-Octane Ish he's strapping in and learning how to kite surf, ride a jetpack, and burn rubber with a professional stunt car driver.

Everyone knows food comes from somewhere - but they say never meet your heroes - well in That Farm to Table Ish Keraun learns how the sausage is made when he gets buzzed with a beekeeper, yolked with an ostrich farmer and udderly too close to a goat.

Apparently, there's a "do it yourself" movement going on and Keraun hooks up with DIY-ers to learn how to crochet with a designer, make beer with a brewmaster, and treasure hunt with an upcycler.

Gaelic culture originates from Ireland, Scotland, and the British Islands -- the whitest places on Earth. King Keraun gets his Gaelic on by rocking out on bagpipes, tossing cabers with highland heroes, and river dancing with an Irish lass.

White people love to wax nostalgic about the good old days, and even though King Keraun has zero interest in going back in time he checks out in an authentic DeLorean, visits a motel set in the 1960s, and harmonizes with a barbershop quartet.