The Brittas Empire

Olympic champion Sebastian Coe OBE, MP is at the leisure centre to help promote Life Cycle Week, while the local civil re-enactment society are staging a mock-battle on the playing fields. At first, all seems to be going well.

Gordon tries to arrange the christening of his twins and his brother arrives to conduct the ceremony. Unfortunately, he has brought his fiancée with him - a woman more irritating than both Gordon and Horatio put together.

It's Gordon's day off, and the staff are amazed to see Colin has smartened up for work. Surely Gordon hasn't left him in charge? That is only one reason to panic.

Gordon is applying for a new job on the European Leisure Industry Standards Committee and needs to make a good impression. Meanwhile, the staff are behaving strangely after watching a hypnotist's show.

Tim and Gavin get a surprise when Gavin's fiancée Jenny turns up after spending five years in an asylum.

The staff are looking forward to the Southern Area Leisure Centres Gala Staff Ball. It promises to be a glittering occasion, but almost everyone seems to be having trouble finding a partner.

Gordon devises a complicated new board game as part of his 'Plan For The Future' fortnight.

Gordon gets a job at a local garage as the new Manager Alan Digby takes over the running of the Leisure Centre. Unfortunately, while visiting the Centre one last time, he causes a serious gas leak.