The F Word

Gordon celebrates Vegan Week with a bed of veggies--topped with foie gras. Martine McCutcheon learns how to sharpen a knife, Al Murray accepts a bread and butter pudding challenge and Gordon's kids help him buy a live turkey for Christmas dinner.

Gordan faces two of his toughest critics: Joan Collins and his mom.

Gordon cooks tagliatelle and venison with chocolate because “Bambi never tasted so good.” He also travels to Scotland to try the rare and unusual delicacy of gannet. Guest Giles Corren is changing his diet to improve his sperm count.

Gordon sends the whole staff for sperm count tests, talks fertility and diet with a pregnant Penny Lancaster, and plates a light pigeon salad. Plus Giles Coren convinces his fellow Brits to try squirrel meat.

Gordon challenges talk show host Jonathan Ross to cook a live lobster. The show also features Gary Rhodes, horse milk and an exclusive report on which is Britain’s healthiest supermarket.

Richard Wilson visits Gordon's urban farm, Kim and Aggie decide how clean Gordon's kitchen is, Giles Coren looks into the world of detox and Nancy Dell-Olio tells why the kitchen is the sexiest room in the house.

Big Brother’s Davina McCall talks sex and soup after sampling Gordon’s sumptuous haricot bean soup with tiger prawns and Jimmy Carr enjoys Gordon's roasted pheasant. The turkeys weigh in to see if they’re fat enough for Christmas dinner.

Gordon and Martine McCutcheon make the perfect roast beef and Yorkshire pudding to impress a crowd and Janet Street Porter tries to beat Gordon with her favorite fig pudding. Meanwhile, Christmas is coming and the turkeys' time in Gordon's garden is up.

In a video plea, Ozzy Osbourne begs Gordon to teach his wife Sharon to cook. He says she's the worst cook on earth and wants her to learn how to make his favorite dish--lamb chops with mint sauce. While she's there, Sharon judges a chocolate tart cookoff.