The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret

Picking up directly where we left off in season one Todd's got a lot of explaining to do: what was he doing in the Houses of Parliament? Why is there a blood-stained cardboard box on his floor that says Alice Rape Kit? And what is his father doing outside the door if he supposedly died in a skydiving accident?

Well, turns out it wasn't such a good idea to let Todd drive after all. That constant "call to prayer" must have distracted him. It's up to Dave to save the day! Which he does using his "posh" voice.

Todd wakes up after three days in a coma in the hospital he unwittingly claimed to have been born in. Forced to keep lying, he accidentally runs over a very important liver in his wheelchair. High on morphine, he mistakes a small teddy bear for Hudson, Alice's erstwhile boyfriend, whom he rightly suspects of trying to win her back.

Pam comes home to find her apartment (and children) have been cleaned up. She's horrified and kicks Todd's father out.

Todd is booked into the "Nonce" Wing of a maximum security prison, unaware that this is where they put sexual offenders. He shares a cell with a nice, cuddly man called Brian and they become firm friends.

And so begins the biggest trial in British history; the level of public hatred is unsurpassed. They want Todd Margaret to hang! And with Brent defending him, that seems the most likely outcome.