Episodes
S9 E1 - A Day In Port
September 27, 198549minIn "A Day In Port," eight beautiful and talented dancers join the cruise.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E2 - Temptations, Your Money or Your Wife, Joint Custody
October 4, 198549minIn "Temptations," written by Richard Gurman, when the singing group boards to film a video, the captain's daughter, Vicki (Jill Whelan), finds herself in an uncomfortable position when she asks the sarcastic manager (Spound) if the group will consent to entertaining the passengers.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E3 - Picture From the Past, Hidden Treasure, Ace's Salary
October 11, 198549minIn "Picture From the Past," written by Laura Levine, a woman (Ms. Ross) avoids Warhol's presence so that her husband (Bosley) will never find out she starred in Warhol's films.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E4 - Riviera Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident - Part 1
November 1, 1985In "The Racer's Edge," written by Christopher Vane and Jill Baer, a championship racer (Coleman) on his honeymoon with his wife (Ms. Whelchel) goes against her wishes to help his former coach (Morgan) by competing in a bicycle race. Unfortunately, this decision could mean the end of the couple's short marriage.This video is currently unavailableS9 E5 - Riviera Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident - Part 2
November 1, 198550minIn "The Racer's Edge," written by Christopher Vane and Jill Baer, a championship racer (Coleman) on his honeymoon with his wife (Ms. Whelchel) goes against her wishes to help his former coach (Morgan) by competing in a bicycle race. Unfortunately, this decision could mean the end of the couple's short marriage.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E6 - Forties Fantasy
November 15, 198549minIn "Forties Fantasy," Capt. Stubing is in command of the troop ship, while Doc and Gopher are Navy officers.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E7 - Soap Star, The Iron Man, Good Time Girls
November 22, 198549minThree college girls try to put the moves on Ace, while Doc reveals a surprising diagnosis for a professional athlete in training. Then, Judy's soap-opera star aunt, Sylvia (Carol Channing), finds out her best friend (Betty White) is trying to go behind her back to get on the same daytime show.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E8 - Trouble in Paradise, No More Mister Nice Guy, The Mermaid and the Con
November 29, 198549minIn "Trouble in Paradise" written by Nancy Steen and Neil Thompson, Julie McCoy Chenault, former cruise director on the ship, returns as an apparently happily married woman.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E9 - Roomates, Heartbreaker, Out of the Blue
December 6, 198549minIn, "Out of the Blue," written by Joan Brooker and Nancy Eddo, a wealthy man (Korman) promises money to make dreams come true.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E10 - Wedding Cruise: Father of the Bride/The Best Man/Members of the Wedding
January 10, 198649minThe cruise ship is turned into a private party wedding voyage involving a former flame of Ace's, but the father of the bride learns he faces immediate bankruptcy.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E11 - Picture Me A Spy, Daredevil, Sleeper
January 17, 198649minIn "Picture Me a Spy," written by Kerry Cox, the ship's photographer, Ace (McGinley), gets more than he bargained for when he becomes friendly with a Russian girl (Ms. Wayborn) traveling with her father (Edelman).Free trial of Paramount+S9 E12 - Frat Wars, Return of the Lambdas, Hippies and Yuppies
January 24, 198649minIn "Frat Wars" and "Return of the Lambdas," written by Laurie Gelman, two rival fraternity chapters vie in an attempt to impress the head of the Lambda Alumni Association, Grant Woodrow (Jump), during a national convention at sea.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E13 - Who's the Champ?, Miss Mon, Gopher's Delusion
January 31, 198649minAs Hulk Hogan guest stars, two pro wrestlers vie for a spot in the ring, but things get out of hand when one of them romances the other's sister. Meanwhile, Gopher has been hypnotized to believe he's the captain. Finally, a woman has to decide whether she should tell the man she's dating that she recently become pregnant via artificial insemination.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E14 - Egyptian Cruise - Part 1
February 7, 198651minThe captain reminisces with a dear friend's widow, while Doc gets an Egyptian souvenir that may turn out to be extremely valuable. Then, a woman leans on a former student when she loses patience for her inattentive husband, and an actress matches wits with a reporter.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E15 - Egyptian Cruise - Part 2
February 7, 198649min!n "Egypt," written by Duane Poole and Tom Swale, the captain (Gavin MacLeod) has a bittersweet reunion with the widow (Jean Stapleton) of one of his dearest friends. She is trying to get over her spouse's demise, and Stubing and another man (Campanella) make life more meaningful for her.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E16 - Hello, Emily, The Tour Guide, The Winning Number
February 14, 198649minIn "Hello, Emily," written by Neil Thompson and Nancy Steen, Emily Haywood is enjoying Capt. Stubing's company, but he suggests that maybe Emily is being too forward.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E17 - The Second Time Around - Runaway, Go Home - Hello, Spencer
February 21, 198649minIn "The Second Time Around," written by John B. Collins, Emily and Capt. Stubing find themselves madly in love at midpoint of the cruise.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E18 - The Art Lover, Couples, Made For Each Other
February 28, 198648minIn "The Art Lover," written by Peter Gallay, Gopher borrows an ancient statue belonging to a passanger (Ferrer) to impress a women (Ms. Stewart)Free trial of Paramount+S9 E19 - What Goes Around Comes Around, The Prodigy, Second Banana
March 7, 198649minIn "What Goes Around Comes Around," written by Peter Gallay from a story by Bob Logan and Fred Rosenberg, Doc (Kopell) aids a radio talk-show psychologist (Ms. Dussault) in her professional ability to help others because she is suddenly beset with difficult personal problems of her own.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E20 - Whatever Happened to Crazy Joe Flash, Gothic Romance, We'll Meet Again
March 14, 198649minA rockstar goes incognito while on vacation aboard the cruise, but falls for a woman who fantasizes about being romantically involved with his alter ego. Then, Ace is at the center of a romance novelist's fantasies, while a couple celebrates their 10th anniversary... just not with either of their spouses.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E21 - The Prediction, The Will, Deja Vu
March 21, 198649minIn "The Prediction," written by Jurgen Wolff, passenger Lila Kane (Ms. Gabor) tells Gopher that she's a famous psychic who writes predictions for "World Inquirer" magazine - predictions, that for the most part, have come true.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E22 - Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me - Part 1
May 2, 198650minA famous bullfighter (Cesar Romero) finds out his son (Lorenzo Lamas) wants to be a writer instead of following in his father's footsteps. Plus, Captain Stubing helps a woman recently released from prison connect with her daughter, while Isaac spots a pregnant and unmarried stowaway. Finally, an attractive passenger attempts to date both Vicki and Judy at the same time.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E23 - Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me - Part 2
May 2, 198650minIn "The Matadors," written by Michael Grace, a famous former bullfighter (Romero) receives a lesson in understanding when he finds out that his grandson (Lamas) does not wish to carry on the family tradition. The drama is heightened when the young man meets a woman (Ms. Crosby) who is to interview the grandfather.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E24 - My Stepmother, Myself - Cornerback Sneak - Almost Roommates
May 16, 198649minIn "My Stepmother, Myself," written by Nancy Steen and Beil Thompson, both Capt. Stubing and Emily try to reason with Vicki, but to no avail.Free trial of Paramount+S9 E25 - Happily Ever After, Mr. Smith Goes to Minikula, Have I Got A Job For You
May 23, 198649minCaptain Stubing gets cold feet as his wedding to Emily Haywood (Marion Ross) nears. At the same time, Gopher is indecisive about accepting a job offer at a tropical resort, while Ace gets his hopes up about becoming Gopher's replacement on the Pacific Princess.Free trial of Paramount+