The New Statesman

Alan B'Stard's reputation as the most right-wing Tory MP in the House of Commons is under threat.

Alan B'Stard is made deputy Tory party chairman to help with the election campaign.

Following his riotous television appearance, Alan B'Stard is branded an animal hater across the front pages of the tabloid press.

Alan B'Stard faces a barrage of hostility in the House of Commons.

During the annual cocktail party at his country residence, B'Stard's scathing contempt for his Haltemprice constituents seriously backfires.

B'Stard spreads the gospel of capitalism while on his USSR tour.