פרקים
עונה 1 פרק 1 – God is Our Pilot
3 במרץ 200422 דקותWhen I saw an advertisement for a trip to the Beginning of Time, I knew I had to go, if only for the free booze on the plane.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 2 – Mutilation Ball
10 במרץ 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, date unknown, because Gus didn't flip the calendar - again. It's so damn hard for a guy to watch a big mutilation ball game in peace.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 3 – Miss Galaxy 5000
17 במרץ 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, half past drunk and 99 bottles of beer on the wall: Some people just don't deserve to judge beauty pageants.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 4 – Sidewalk Soiler
24 במרץ 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, somewhere between Six and 69: Some days start off bad and get better.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 5 – The Devil and a Guy Named Webster
31 במרץ 200422 דקותStardate: April Fool's Day - a.k.a. Tax Day Minus Two Weeks. While my crew and I were watching the enlightening sociological documentary Joe Bachelor, Bob got so distracted by its insights that he flew us straight into a black hole.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 6 – Totally Recalled
7 באפריל 200422 דקותCaptain's Log.Today, I had a classic bad-news, good-news scenario on my handsהתוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 7 – 2001 Space Idiocies
14 באפריל 200422 דקותCaptain's Log: Kinda nutty, a little corny, need to get my commode fixed now. When I stick a funky monolith on a primitive planet in exchange for a hefty payoff from Darph Bobo, I usually don't give a flying crap about what that monolith does to the planet's innocent, unsuspecting natives.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 8 – Power to The Peephole
21 באפריל 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, six of one and half a dozen of the other.Most of the time I have no idea how we end up in these messes. This is not one of those times.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 9 – Nature vs. Nurture
5 במאי 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, stardate way past my bedtime: Darph Bobo had found us at last. In other words, again.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 10 – Aliens, Guns & a Monkey
12 במאי 200422 דקותCaptain's Log: The ship is fully loaded and we're skipping out on the bar tab. Let me tell you why.I had been hoping to enjoy a nice, normal day - making millions by pimping a singing, self-spanking monkey encased in a diamond - but my dumb A.I. Bob went and got himself shot up by Harmonia VII's defense system.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 11 – Emasculating Chode
19 במאי 200422 דקותCaptain's Log: Whip's sixteenth birthday and umpteenth hissy fit. Like every other punk kid I've ever met, Whip dissed the present I gave him for his sixteenth birthday.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 12 – Love Conquers All - Almost
26 במאי 200422 דקותCaptain's Log...stardate unknown (because I'm too hung over to read the frecking chronometer).Lugging a giant load of cocoa-butter skin cream was going to make me some handy extra cash, but Bob let go of the cream too early.התוכן זמין לקנייהעונה 1 פרק 13 – Android Love
2 ביוני 200422 דקותCaptain's Log, stardate unknown (because Whip shorted out the main computer with a fluid so disgusting I don't even want to know what it is).התוכן זמין לקנייה
