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Two and a Half Men

7.0200412 SeasonsX-Ray16+

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise - complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life.

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Comedy
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العربيةDanskDeutschEnglish [CC]Español (Latinoamérica)Español (España)SuomiFrançaisעבריתIndonesiaItaliano日本語한국어Norsk BokmålNederlandsPolskiPortuguês (Brasil)Português (Portugal)РусскийSvenskaไทย中文（简体）中文（繁體）
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Pilot
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    September 22, 2003
    23min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women.
  2. 2. Big Flappy Bastards
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    September 29, 2003
    21min
    16+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child forgets to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house.
  3. 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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    October 6, 2003
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated.
  4. 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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    October 13, 2003
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed.
  5. 5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
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    October 20, 2003
    19min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches.
  6. 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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    October 27, 2003
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship.
  7. 7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
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    November 3, 2003
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it.
  8. 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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    November 10, 2003
    19min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone.
  9. 9. Phase One, Complete
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    November 17, 2003
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. Wendy charms Evelyn as well.
  10. 10. Merry Thanksgiving
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    November 24, 2003
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé.
  11. 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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    December 15, 2003
    20min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date.
  12. 12. Camel Filters and Pheremones
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    January 5, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
  13. 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
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    January 12, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine.
  14. 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
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    February 2, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept.
  15. 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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    February 9, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
  16. 16. That Was Saliva, Alan
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    February 16, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Frankie, the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat.
  17. 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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    February 23, 2004
    20min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie.
  18. 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
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    March 1, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise.
  19. 19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
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    March 22, 2004
    19min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave.
  20. 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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    April 19, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat.
  21. 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
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    May 3, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake.
  22. 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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    May 10, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because it's what all the other divorced parents are doing, but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues.
  23. 23. Just Like Buffalo
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    May 17, 2004
    21min
    16+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child.
  24. 24. Can You Feel My Finger?
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    May 24, 2004
    21min
    16+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

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