Two and a Half Men
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Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise - complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life.
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Episodes (24)
- 1. PilotThis video is currently unavailableSeptember 21, 200323minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. - 2. Big Flappy BastardsThis video is currently unavailableSeptember 28, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child forgets to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. - 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellThis video is currently unavailableOctober 5, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. - 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapThis video is currently unavailableOctober 12, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed. - 5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a HumpThis video is currently unavailableOctober 19, 200319minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. - 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?This video is currently unavailableOctober 26, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. - 7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually FakeThis video is currently unavailableNovember 2, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it. - 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulThis video is currently unavailableNovember 9, 200319minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. - 9. Phase One, CompleteThis video is currently unavailableNovember 16, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. Wendy charms Evelyn as well. - 10. Merry ThanksgivingThis video is currently unavailableNovember 23, 200321minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé. - 11. Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorThis video is currently unavailableDecember 14, 200320minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. - 12. Camel Filters and PheromonesThis video is currently unavailableJanuary 4, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well. - 13. Sarah Like Puny AlanThis video is currently unavailableJanuary 11, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. - 14. I Can't Afford HyenasThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 1, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. - 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 8, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her. - 16. That Was Saliva, AlanThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 15, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Frankie, the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat. - 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 22, 200420minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie. - 18. An Old Flame With a New WickThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 29, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise. - 19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember YouThis video is currently unavailableMarch 21, 200419minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. - 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkThis video is currently unavailableApril 18, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat. - 21. No Sniffing, No WowingThis video is currently unavailableMay 2, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. - 22. My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetThis video is currently unavailableMay 9, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because it's what all the other divorced parents are doing, but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues. - 23. Just Like BuffaloThis video is currently unavailableMay 16, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. - 24. Can You Feel My Finger?This video is currently unavailableMay 23, 200421minNRSubtitlesEnglish [CC], العربية, Čeština, Dansk, Deutsch, Ελληνικά, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Magyar, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Brasil) [SDH], Português (Portugal), Română, Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）Audio languagesEnglish, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.
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- Marin HinkleMelanie LynskeyHolland Taylor