Two and a Half Men

Alan learns Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, Dr. Melnick.

Charlie tries saving Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing.

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie writes a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

The brothers compete for the attention of Alan's high school friend.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii.

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him.

On Alan’s date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, he’s tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan lash out at each other, Rose tries to help them sort out their feelings.

Evelyn attends her second husband’s funeral and learns Alan kept in touch with him over the years.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into a double-date that goes awry.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot trophy wife.