Two and a Half Men
7.0200312 SeasonsX-Ray16+
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy?-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise - complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life.
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Episodes (24)
- 1. PilotThis video is currently unavailableOctober 3, 201223min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglish
Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES). - 2. Big Flappy BastardsThis video is currently unavailableOctober 10, 201222min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishUnsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
- 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellThis video is currently unavailableOctober 17, 201222min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (DARRYL SIVAD), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy.
- 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapThis video is currently unavailableOctober 24, 201222min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star CONCHATA FERRELL), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her.
- 5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a HumpThis video is currently unavailableNovember 7, 201219min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishAfter a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally.
- 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?This video is currently unavailableNovember 14, 201221min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan.
- 7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually FakeThis video is currently unavailableDecember 5, 201222min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie's beautiful friend Cindy (KRISTIN DATTILO) frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women.
- 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulThis video is currently unavailableDecember 12, 201219min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.
- 9. Phase One, CompleteThis video is currently unavailableJanuary 9, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy (MYNDY CRIST), but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it. But when Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns an important lesson.
- 10. Merry ThanksgivingThis video is currently unavailableJanuary 16, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa (DENISE RICHARDS - "Scary Movie 3," "Undercover Brother"), is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiance, despite his inability to commit to her.
- 11. Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorThis video is currently unavailableJanuary 23, 201320min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool.
- 12. Camel Filters and PheremonesThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 6, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta (recurring guest star CONCHATA FERRELL), brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence (MEGAN FOX), to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
- 13. Sarah Like Puny AlanThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 13, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishAlan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome.
- 14. I Can't Afford HyenasThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 20, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan (RICHARD LEWIS), is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries.
- 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickThis video is currently unavailableFebruary 27, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star JENNA ELFMAN - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action"), a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
- 16. That Was Saliva, AlanThis video is currently unavailableMarch 27, 201322min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishFrankie (recurring guest star JENNA ELFMAN), the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie (recurring guest star JULIETTE GOGLIA).
- 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsThis video is currently unavailableApril 3, 201320min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishAlan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head.
- 18. An Old Flame With a New WickThis video is currently unavailableApril 10, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishCharlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill (CHRIS O'DONNELL - "Batman & Robin"), wants to be Charlie's friend. Initially disturbed by the sex change revelation, Charlie relents and befriends Bill.
- 19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember YouThis video is currently unavailableMay 1, 201319min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishJudith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz (TERI HATCHER - "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," "Tomorrow Never Dies"), plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead.
- 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkThis video is currently unavailableMay 8, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishJake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat, Charlie offers a jam session and Berta (recurring guest star CONCHATA FERRELL) just thinks the kid is constipated.
- 21. No Sniffing, No WowingThis video is currently unavailableMay 15, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishAlan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (HEATHER LOCKLEAR - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship.
- 22. My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetThis video is currently unavailableMay 22, 201321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishAlan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution to Alan's recurring problem.
- 23. Just Like BuffaloThis video is currently unavailableSeptember 22, 200321min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishWhen Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlie's place. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.
- 24. Can You Feel My Finger?This video is currently unavailableSeptember 29, 200322min16+SubtitlesEnglish [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగుAudio LanguagesEnglishOne of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm in case Charlie changes his mind about having children, but things don't go quite as planned.
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