Two and a Half Men

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie reevaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress; Alan fights sexual tension elsewhere.

Judith's pregnant and Alan is convinced that he's the father.

Convinced that Alan's family doesn't appreciate him, Melissa asks Alan to live with her and her mom.

To prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on Charlie’s phone.

Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie - then tries to prevent them from becoming friends.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend Rose

Alan finds there’s not much room for him in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town.