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Two and a Half Men

7.0201212 SeasonsX-Ray13+

The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in the hit comedy series about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

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العربيةDanskDeutschEnglish [CC]Español (Latinoamérica)Español (España)SuomiFrançaisעבריתIndonesiaItaliano日本語한국어Norsk BokmålNederlandsPolskiPortuguês (Brasil)Português (Portugal)РусскийSvenskaไทย中文（简体）中文（繁體）
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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    September 19, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.
  2. 2. People Who Love Peepholes
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    September 26, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体） [CC], 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden’s ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.
  3. 3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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    October 3, 2011
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
  4. 4. Nine Magic Fingers
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    October 10, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
  5. 5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
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    October 17, 2011
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey’s risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
  6. 6. The Squat and Hover
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    October 24, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
  7. 7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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    October 31, 2011
    19min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)…who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
  8. 8. Thanks for the Intercourse
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    November 7, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
  9. 9. Frodo's Headshots
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    November 14, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope…including GARY BUSEY!
  10. 10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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    November 21, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he’s ready to re-enter the dating world.
  11. 11. A Lovely Landing Strip
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    December 5, 2011
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
  12. 12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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    December 12, 2011
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden’s mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden’s past that sends him into a downward spiral.
  13. 13. Slowly And In A Circular Fashion
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    January 2, 2012
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Walden’s ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.
  14. 14. A Possum on Chemo
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    January 16, 2012
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
  15. 15. The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
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    February 6, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s “special” brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey’s ex-husband, Nigel.
  16. 16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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    February 13, 2012
    20min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.
  17. 17. Not In My Mouth
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    February 20, 2012
    19min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
  18. 18. The War Against Gingivitis
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    February 27, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden’s estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.
  19. 19. Palmdale, ech
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    March 19, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
  20. 20. Grandma's Pie
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    April 9, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms’ new relationship.
  21. 21. Mr. Hose says 'Yes'
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    April 16, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
  22. 22. Why We Gave Up Woman
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    April 30, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan’s hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
  23. 23. The Straw In My Donut Hole
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    May 7, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved. Seinfeld’s JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.
  24. 24. Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
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    May 14, 2012
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
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    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden’s ex-business partner, Billy.

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