Episodes
S2 E1 - Back off Mary Poppins
September 19, 200421minCharlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's young son, Jake, came to stay with him.Available to buyS2 E2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
September 26, 200422minAt Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.Available to buyS2 E3 - A Bag Full of Jawea
October 3, 200420minJake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen.Available to buyS2 E4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
October 10, 200421minJake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive.Available to buyS2 E5 - Bad News from the Clinic?
October 17, 200421minCharlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.Available to buyS2 E6 - The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
October 24, 200422minWhen Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place.Available to buyS2 E7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
November 7, 200421minIn order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party.Available to buyS2 E8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
November 14, 200422minAlan's expectations for a first date with Nancy, a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.Available to buyS2 E9 - Yes, Monsignor
November 21, 200422minCharlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out.Available to buyS2 E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
November 28, 200421minCharlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help.Available to buyS2 E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
December 12, 200422minCharlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering.Available to buyS2 E12 - A Lungful of Alan
January 2, 200522minJamie, Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers and they both vie for her affections.Available to buyS2 E13 - Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair)
January 16, 200521minWhen an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure.Available to buyS2 E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
January 30, 200522minAfter Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.Available to buyS2 E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
February 6, 200521minOn a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.Available to buyS2 E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
February 13, 200521minJudith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.Available to buyS2 E17 - Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam!
February 20, 200521minWhile in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.Available to buyS2 E18 - It Was 'Mame,' Mom
March 6, 200522minCharlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric will continue to give Charlie more jingles. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric.Available to buyS2 E19 - A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
March 20, 200522minWhile at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty.Available to buyS2 E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
April 17, 200522minEvelyn harasses Charlie and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other.Available to buyS2 E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
May 1, 200521minWhile scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died.Available to buyS2 E22 - That Old Hose Bag is My Mother
May 8, 200521minAfter Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right.Available to buyS2 E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 15, 200521minWhen Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night.Available to buyS2 E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
May 22, 200521minCharlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie. At school, Jake is required to give a report to his fifth-grade class about his weekend.Available to buy