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Two and a Half Men

7.1200612 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

The boys are back for a snappy, smart season of TV’s #1 comedy hit. And while a drop-dead gorgeous parade of Sandys, Mandis and Kandis march in and out of Charlie’s Malibu beach house, the true heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls this place home – including carefree bachelor Charlie, his finicky chiropractor brother Alan and Alan’s outspoken young son Jake.

Genres
Comedy
Subtitles
العربية, 中文(繁體), Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, 中文(简体)
Audio Languages
Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 18, 200516+Subtitles

    Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted by his tightly wound brother.

  2. 2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 25, 200513+Subtitles

    Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate...

  3. 3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Not available21 minutesOctober 2, 200513+Subtitles

    Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile.

  4. 4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

    Not available21 minutesOctober 9, 200516+Subtitles

    Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days.

  5. 5. We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Not available21 minutesOctober 16, 200516+Subtitles

    After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence.

  6. 6. Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Not available21 minutesOctober 23, 200513+Subtitles

    Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper.

  7. 7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Not available21 minutesNovember 13, 200513+Subtitles

    Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday.

  8. 8. That Voodoo That I Do

    Not available21 minutesNovember 13, 200513+Subtitles

    After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia, an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.

  9. 9. Madame and her Special Friend

    Not available21 minutesNovember 20, 200513+Subtitles

    A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.

  10. 10. Something Salty and Twisted

    Not available21 minutesNovember 27, 200513+Subtitles

    Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy."

  11. 11. Santa's Village of the Damned

    Not available21 minutesDecember 18, 200513+Subtitles

    When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy, both he and Charlie gain weight.

  12. 12. That Special Tug

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 8, 200613+Subtitles

    Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out…

  13. 13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 22, 200613+Subtitles

    No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying…

  14. 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 5, 200616+Subtitles

    After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia.

  15. 15. My Tongue is Meat

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 26, 200613+Subtitles

    Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia. Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship.

  16. 16. Ergo, The Booty Call

    Not available21 minutesMarch 5, 200616+Subtitles

    Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday party.

  17. 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

    Not available21 minutesMarch 12, 200616+Subtitles

    When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie.

  18. 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Not available21 minutesMarch 19, 200613+Subtitles

    Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi. When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her.

  19. 19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

    Not available21 minutesApril 9, 200613+Subtitles

    Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house.

  20. 20. Always a Bridesmaid Never A Burro

    Not available21 minutesApril 23, 200613+Subtitles

    Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY).

  21. 21. And the Plot Moistens

    Not available21 minutesApril 30, 200613+Subtitles

    Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school.

  22. 22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Not available21 minutesMay 7, 200613+Subtitles

    When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women.

  23. 23. Arguments for the Quickie

    Not available21 minutesMay 14, 200616+Subtitles

    When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia, is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go…

  24. 24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Not available21 minutesMay 21, 200613+Subtitles

    With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart.

Additional Details

Studio
Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more