Kids Do The Craziest Things!

We've got kids who push their parents over the limit, kids who try new foods, and kids who bond with their siblings. We mean, beat. Kids who beat their siblings.

We've got kids with unique talents, kids who know how to give attitude, and a kid with a sophisticated pallet for stinky cheese. We've also got kids who stay up past their bedtime just to give Mom and Dad a run for their money.

We've got kids who know how to push Grandpa's buttons, kids who give their honest reactions to gifts, and kids who show us that we didn't need to spend money on a toy when a box will work just as well.

We've got kids stealing the show at weddings, kids who know how to celebrate the holidays, and kids who could still use some help figuring out the most important thing in life...the bathroom.

We've got kids taking on their pets for master of the house, parents who shouldn't give up their day jobs to tell jokes, and kids who show their parents they're not to be messed with.

We've got kids who exercise, kids who discover the meaning of the universe, and kids who are still trying to figure out the meaning of the bathroom.

We've got kids who learn to love their pets, kids who learn to find themselves in the mirror, and kids who you love so much you need them to go away.

We've got kids who are so brilliant they actually read the fine print, so frightening they will keep you up late, and so courageous one day they'll conquer a swing.

We've got kids who get so close to nature, nature fights back. We've also got kids who learn the meaning of sharing as long as they don't actually have to, plus a game of hide and seek where there's a lot of hiding but we're still working on the seeking.

We've got kids who know exactly who they are, kids who play dress-up, still trying to figure it out, and parents who are no help at all.

We've got pets who teach kids, kids who teach parents, and parents who have to put up with it all.

We've got kids figuring out love, kids figuring out horses, and kids figuring out gravity. In the end, we solve nothing.

We've got kids who face their fears by running from them, kids who want to share their lunch after they've eaten it... and also a girl who lets spiders crawl on her.