Car 54, Where Are You?
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The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.
IMDb 7.7/1019612 seasons
ComedyHumorousOutlandish
13+
30 episodes
  • 1. Who's for Swordfish?

    1. Who's for Swordfish?

    In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
    In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
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    26min
    Sep 16, 1961
  • 2. Something Nice for Sol

    2. Something Nice for Sol

    Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty, chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25-year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings.
    Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty, chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25-year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings.
    7+
    26min
    Sep 23, 1961
  • 3. Home Sweet Sing Sing

    3. Home Sweet Sing Sing

    The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
    The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
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    25min
    Sep 30, 1961
  • 4. Change Your Partner

    4. Change Your Partner

    Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches.
    Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches.
    7+
    26min
    Oct 7, 1961
  • 5. I Won't Go

    5. I Won't Go

    Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
    Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
    ALL
    26min
    Oct 14, 1961
  • 6. Muldoon's Star

    6. Muldoon's Star

    Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
    Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
    13+
    26min
    Oct 21, 1961
  • 7. The Paint Job

    7. The Paint Job

    A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
    A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
    7+
    26min
    Oct 28, 1961
  • 8. Love Finds Muldoon

    8. Love Finds Muldoon

    Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
    Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
    7+
    26min
    Nov 4, 1961
  • 9. The Gypsy Curse

    9. The Gypsy Curse

    The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
    The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
    7+
    26min
    Nov 11, 1961
  • 10. Thirty Days Notice

    10. Thirty Days Notice

    Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
    Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
    7+
    26min
    Nov 18, 1961
  • 11. Catch me on the Paar Show

    11. Catch me on the Paar Show

    After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
    After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
    7+
    26min
    Nov 25, 1961
  • 12. The Taming of Lucille

    12. The Taming of Lucille

    Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
    Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
    7+
    26min
    Dec 2, 1961
  • 13. Put It in the Bank

    13. Put It in the Bank

    The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
    The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
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    26min
    Dec 9, 1961
  • 14. Get Well, Officer Schnauser

    14. Get Well, Officer Schnauser

    While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
    While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
    7+
    26min
    Dec 16, 1961
  • 15. Christmas at the 53rd

    15. Christmas at the 53rd

    The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
    The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
    ALL
    26min
    Dec 23, 1961
  • 16. The Sacrifice

    16. The Sacrifice

    Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
    Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
    7+
    26min
    Jan 6, 1962
  • 17. Boom, Boom, Boom

    17. Boom, Boom, Boom

    The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
    The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
    7+
    26min
    Jan 13, 1962
  • 18. Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

    18. Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

    After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
    After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
    7+
    26min
    Jan 20, 1962
  • 19. Toody's Paradise

    19. Toody's Paradise

    Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
    Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
    7+
    26min
    Jan 27, 1962
  • 20. How High is Up?

    20. How High is Up?

    Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
    Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
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    26min
    Feb 3, 1962
  • 21. Toody and the Art World

    21. Toody and the Art World

    Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
    Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
    7+
    26min
    Feb 10, 1962
  • 22. What Happened to Thursday

    22. What Happened to Thursday

    The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
    The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
    7+
    26min
    Feb 17, 1962
  • 23. How Smart Can You Get?

    23. How Smart Can You Get?

    The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
    The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
    7+
    26min
    Feb 24, 1962
  • 24. Today I Am a Man

    24. Today I Am a Man

    Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
    Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
    7+
    26min
    Mar 3, 1962
  • Car 54, Where Are You?
    ComedyHumorousOutlandish
    IMDb 7.7/1019612 seasons
    The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.
    Creators and Cast
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    Nat Hiken
    Producers
    Nat Hiken
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    Joe E. RossFred GwynnePaul Reed
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    Shout! Factory
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