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Two and a Half Men

7.0201412 SeasonsX-Ray13+
Emmy® winner Jon Cryer stars alongside the talented Ashton Kutcher in the Emmy®-nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy returns for its 11th season. Another year of bachelorhood is sure to bring new adventures for roommates Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Cryer), especially when a niece of Alan’s, who shares a few characteristics with her father, shows up at the beach house.
Starring
Jon CryerAshton KutcherConchata Ferrell
Genres
Comedy
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العربيةDanskDeutschEnglish [CC]Español (Latinoamérica)Español (España)SuomiFrançaisעבריתIndonesiaItaliano日本語한국어Norsk BokmålNederlandsPolskiPortuguês (Brasil)Português (Portugal)РусскийSvenskaไทย中文（简体）中文（繁體）
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Episodes (22)

  1. 1. Nangnangnangnang
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    September 26, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    On the season 11 premiere, Alan (JON CRYER) is shocked when Charlie’s long-lost daughter (AMBER TAMBLYN) shows up at Walden’s beach house to connect with what’s left of her family.
  2. 2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    This video is currently unavailable
    October 3, 2013
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star CARL REINER). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey’s “other man.”
  3. 3. This Unblessed Biscuit
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    October 10, 2013
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.
  4. 4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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    October 17, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized.
  5. 5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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    October 24, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan befriends Lyndsey’s boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn’t. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.
  6. 6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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    November 7, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Alan learns Walden knows LYNDA CARTER, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
  7. 7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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    November 14, 2013
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.
  8. 8. Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
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    November 21, 2013
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept help from Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
  9. 9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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    December 5, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden’s date with an accident-prone model (KATE MINER) goes on much longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.
  10. 10. On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
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    December 12, 2013
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan’s transgender girlfriend’s ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him.
  11. 11. Taze in the Lady Nuts
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    January 2, 2014
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden joins his beautiful former employee (ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend (ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her.
  12. 12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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    January 9, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan lets Lyndsey’s boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
  13. 13. Bite me, Supreme Court
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    January 30, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (guest stars TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL).
  14. 14. Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe
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    February 6, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn’t tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he’s a man’s man.
  15. 15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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    February 27, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.
  16. 16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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    March 6, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey & Larry’s relationship when he starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen.
  17. 17. Welcome Home, Jake
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    March 13, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry’s sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place.
  18. 18. West Side Story
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    April 3, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend Kate’s (BROOKE D’ORSAY) boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan’s (aka Jeff Strongman) house.
  19. 19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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    April 10, 2014
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she’s “The One” – that is, until he meets Vivian (MILA KUNIS) and becomes convinced that she’s “The One.” Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
  20. 20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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    April 24, 2014
    21min
    13+
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    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.
  21. 21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
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    May 1, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan’s girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
  22. 22. Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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    May 8, 2014
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio Languages
    Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale.

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Network
Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
13+ Teens. Learn more
Supporting actors
Amber Tamblyn