DESUS & MERO

Beyonce is having twins, Donald is praying for Arnold and Desus & Mero are fighting a Ray Romano pillow. Jemele Hill talks sports, politics, and Beyonce's twins.

Desus & Mero dive into Donald Trump's Black History Month "listening session" and wonder what Obama's vacation is looking like.

Desus & Mero watch some chimps eat their dead leader's genitals.  Former Black Panther Jamal Joseph talks about his memoir and his new film, "Chapter & Verse."

Desus & Mero discuss Trump's fears of Muslims and staircases. CC Sabathia talks about throwing 147 pitches in a game and eating two boxes of Cap'n Crunch in one sitting.

Donald Trump is still talking about the size of his inauguration crowd and Sean Spicer is still tweeting with his butt cheeks. Stevie J tells a Biggie story for the ages.

Desus & Mero watch Sean Spicer stutter through a press conference and Kellyanne bomb at standup. Joe Budden talks Trump's wall and invites the guys to his pool party.

Soledad O'Brien pleads with the media to stop normalizing white supremacy. Desus & Mero plead with their male viewers to get tested for HPV.

Desus & Mero share some alternative facts and play a game of "F*ck Up a Nazi." "Another Round" podcast hosts Heben and Tracy talk women's march and b-hole bleaching.

Desus asks UFC's Amanda Nunes to give Mero some tips for kicking Ray Romano's ass. Jamali Maddix talks about meeting racists & the calming effect of saying "White Devil."

Desus & Mero debate Nelly vs Drake but agree there's definitely a Trump pee tape. Melissa Harris-Perry discusses tampon earrings and the time she saw Obama at Walgreens.

Desus somehow gets Mero REALLY fired up about Ray Romano. Comedian Neal Brennan talks about his Netflix special, public bathrooms and "The Pullout Gang."

Desus & Mero celebrate MLK day with recording artist Jean Grea.

Desus & Mero cancel their L.L. Bean catalog subscription as they mourn the death of a robot monkey. NY Times writer Jenna Wortham talks about turning down an offer.

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's powerful farewell speech. NY Times Critic Wesley Morris stops by to talk about the one door his pulitzer prize has yet to open for him.

Desus reminds Mero that Jeff Sessions is the guy who sees no value in Dominican immigrants. Financial advisor Josh Brown stops by to give some money tips.

Desus & Mero watch a video of a guy not getting shot for calling a cop a dickhead. Abdullah Saeed stops by to teach the guys how to smoke weed out of a bear's ass.

On their last show in 2016, Desus & Mero celebrate the holidays by braving the cold and bros of Santacon.

Desus & Mero watch videos that make them never want to book Delta flights to Kentucky. Angie Martinez stops by to try her best to make the guys cry.

Desus & Mero shoutout the security guard who was way too excited to see the San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders. John Hodgman sits down to throw some shade at the Verizon guy.

Desus compliments Mero for his "butt expertise." Garbage Time's Katie Nolan stops by to audition for the newly open position in Fifth Harmony.

Mero pleads with Chrissy Teigen to follow him on Twitter again while Desus loses his shit. Comedian Franchesca Ramsey tells us why you should never make white girls cry.

Desus and Mero debate whether or not you should mouth kiss your kids. Willie Geist stops by to talk about interviewing Mick Jagger.

Desus & Mero discuss Kanye's strangest move to date: meeting with Trump. Nick Cannon stops by to dish on why he wasn't invited to his kids' playdate with Beyonce.

Desus & Mero join Trump in questioning his intelligence. Immortal Technique sits down to talk about that time he made Lin-Manuel Miranda sing in a garbage can.