Moral Orel

Orel takes righteous action when he concludes that everyone buried in the town's cemetery is rejecting God's greatest gift -- life.

In order to masturbate and still go to heaven, Orel hatches a hair-brained scheme that turns Moralton topsy-turvy.

When Reverend Putty preaches the righteousness of helping the poor, Orel befriends a down-and-out crack dealer.

When Orel learns that God hates waste, he decides to recycle his own urine.

A series of improbable assumptions leads Orel from a sermon about marriage straight to the town's only sex shop.

Orel gets a big head when he learns that God is everywhere, even in him.

A boy with God on his side need fear nothing, which makes for a boring Halloween. But Orel has a solution.

The virtue of loyalty inspires Orel to be faithful to an evil new friend.

In his quest for maturity, Orel models himself after the emotionally repressed adults of Moralton.

Moralton on Jesus' birthday ... a very special "Moral Orel."