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Two And A Half Men

Television’s top-rated comedy is growing up! Charlie Sheen stars as a veteran bachelor who may finally be reined in by his new live-in fiancée. But with his brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, Charlie’s Malibu mansion might be getting too crowded!
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Episodes

  1. S7 E1 - 818-jklpuzo
    September 20, 2009
    21min
    13+
    Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
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  2. S7 E2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
    September 27, 2009
    20min
    13+
    When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
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  3. S7 E3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
    October 4, 2009
    19min
    13+
    Alan (series star JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.
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  4. S7 E4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
    October 11, 2009
    20min
    16+
    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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  5. S7 E5 - For the Sake of the Child
    October 18, 2009
    21min
    16+
    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
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  6. S7 E6 - Give Me Your Thumb
    November 1, 2009
    20min
    13+
    Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
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  7. S7 E7 - Untainted by Filth
    November 8, 2009
    21min
    13+
    Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
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  8. S7 E8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
    November 15, 2009
    20min
    16+
    Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
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  9. S7 E9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
    November 22, 2009
    20min
    13+
    Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
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  10. S7 E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
    December 6, 2009
    19min
    13+
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn’t been completely honest about her finances.
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  11. S7 E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
    December 13, 2009
    19min
    16+
    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary Television Producer/Writer/Actor CARL REINER guest stars as “Marty Pepper,” a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites to Charlie’s for Christmas dinner.
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  12. S7 E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
    January 10, 2010
    21min
    13+
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
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  13. S7 E13 - Yay, no polyps!
    January 17, 2010
    20min
    13+
    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars STACY KEACH and MEAGEN FAY), only to return home and find them in his living room.
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  14. S7 E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
    January 31, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).
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  15. S7 E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
    February 7, 2010
    21min
    13+
    Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.
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  16. S7 E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
    30min
    13+
    Charlie's jealousy becomes an issue.
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  17. S7 E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
    February 28, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife…but she’s not Chelsea! STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea’s father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.
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  18. S7 E17 - I Found Your Moustache
    March 7, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea’s father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.
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  19. S7 E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
    March 21, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. TRICIA HELFER returns as Chelsea’s best friend and FRANCES FISHER guest stars as Alan’s patient.
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  20. S7 E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
    April 11, 2010
    18min
    16+
    Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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  21. S7 E20 - I Called Him Magoo
    May 9, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience.
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  22. S7 E21 - Gumby with a Pokey (fka Another Hairy Adventure)
    May 16, 2010
    21min
    16+
    Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his girlfriends past - and ZZ Top!
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  23. S7 E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
    May 23, 2010
    20min
    13+
    Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.
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