Roseanne's Nuts

Roseanne realizes that being a farmer isn't as easy as it looks. Wild pigs are infiltrating her farm and eating her nuts! Determined to put an end to this delinquent behavior, Roseanne hires hunters with pig dogs to catch the pigs. But once captured, Roseanne questions what she wants to do with them.

Roseanne uses farm work to help curb her uncontrollable temper. When Johnny and Jake confront her about it, she places the blame on an age-old curse. So she visits a local spiritual healer to help lift the curse and free her from her anger.

Almost 20 years after her infamous rendition of the national anthem landed her in hot water, Roseanne gets a shot at redemption when she is invited to sing the song at a local girl's softball game. As she debates whether or not to accept the invitation, Roseanne enlists the aid of her friend, singer Bonnie Bramlett, to help rehearse for the big day.

Johnny is frustrated by Roseanne's snoring problem and desperate to find a solution. Roseanne is resistant at first but eventually gives in and tries a variety of methods to get her to stop.

Roseanne bought a historic Hawaiian museum and it's haunted! Or at least that's what the locals think. So in order to rid the place of the ghostly spirits, Roseanne is having her museum "blessed" by a local Hawaiian priest. But things get spooky when she becomes deathly ill on the day of the blessing.

What do you give the mother who has everything? Surfing lessons of course! While Roseanne hangs ten, boyfriend Johnny and son Jake turn the house upside down to surprise Roseanne with squeaky-clean digs upon her return.

In an effort to be completely self sustainable and live off the land, Roseanne plans to cook this year's Passover meal using only vegetables from her farm. Overwhelmed with the task at hand, Roseanne realizes she doesn't have enough food from her garden and enlists the help of her celebrity guests to prepare dinner.

Comedy icons Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard arrive at Roseanne's farm for a "Girls Night Out." The titanic trio drinks, dines and dances the night away, but the hijinks take a toll on Roseanne. The next morning she awakes with a horrible hangover and spends the day looking for a cure.

Roseanne has long had the dream of taking the surplus food from her farm and donating it to those in need. To make the dream a reality, Roseanne buys a truck, fills it with her fresh vegetables and hits the streets of Hawaii. The only problem: where are the hungry people?

With a trip back to Los Angeles looming on the horizon, Roseanne is starting to feel the familiar anxiety that has plagued her most of her life. To alleviate the stress, Roseanne visits a doctor who can help her get a medicinal marijuana license in Hawaii.

Roseanne is giving a speech to a group of young girls at a local high school and hopes to twist, er, shape their minds toward being strong, independent women. While Roseanne and Johnny lock horns while writing her speech, Archie takes Jake out for a man-date to toughen up the "city boy" for life on the farm.

Roseanne and family decide to go camping at a local Hawaiian campground, but of course, Roseanne isn't prepared! Roseanne goes home to pick up forgotten supplies, only to confront Jenny about her smoking habit. The mother and daughter get into a heated altercation that brings the two of them down to the ground.

Roseanne has been invited to serve as Grand Marshal for this year's Utah Pride festival in Salt Lake City, which also happens to be the city she grew up in. Roseanne's also visiting the house she grew up in with her mom and brother.

When Jenny needs a break from her rambunctious kids, Grandma Roseanne offers to take them off her hands and homeschool them for the day. Having raised four kids of her own, Roseanne assumes it will be a breeze but is in for a rude awakening when things start to get out of hand.

Roseanne is tired of all the cramps, aches and pains that come along with menopause. So she finally goes to her doctor who advises her to revive her sex drive by having a romantic night out with Johnny. In an attempt to prove he still has what it takes, Johnny plans a night filled with romance. When his attempt comes off as insincere, Roseanne begins to question the future of their relationship.

Roseanne's Nuts are finally ready for the masses, and Roseanne's invited her family and friends over for a launch party Luau. In true Hawaiian tradition, the men insist on hunting and cooking a live pig for the celebration. Roseanne's got plenty of pigs on her farm, but will she allow one to be killed and eaten? The family is divided once again!