Pirate Etiquette with Captain Pete

How do you use a spoon and where does it go? Learn from Captain Pete in this episode of Pirate Etiquette.

When you go out to a fancy restaurant, it's important to dress appropriately! Learn the right way to dress from Captain Pete.

Sometimes you want to buy something, but don't have enough money! What's the answer? Bartering!

It's important to make a proper treasure map so you can find your gold once springtime comes!

Do you always have to use an "X" to mark the spot? Captain Pete explains the options you have when making a treasure map.

A pirate flag may take years to come together depending on your ideas and materials!

You can't just hide your treasure anywhere, as Captain Pete learned the hard way.

The life of a pirate can be lonely - so it's important to master the art of small talk!

There are a few important rules to follow when waxing your beard!

Captain Pete shares some insight into the vocabulary of a pirate!

When picking a pirate name, the most important thing to remember is musicality!

Pete shares a example condolence letter that he wrote to say he was sorry!

There are 3 basic dances every pirate should know: the Jig, the Jolly Roger, and Davy Jones' Shuffle!

Captain Pete shares why flowers are always a good way to start off a date right!

The process of becoming a captain is more complicated than you think!

Picking a good battlecry is very important!

Captain Pete shares the proper way to introduce yourself!

Captain Pete shares important table setting advice when it comes to peg legs, eye patches, and more!

When your pirate friend moves into a new ship, you should always bring a shipwarming present!

Find out what right thing to do is when your pirate friend gets something stuck in his teeth!

Answering machines! How much information should you include? How long should the message be? Learn the answers to these questions from Captain Pete!

Everyone loves hosting a good pirate friend every once in a while, but how do you know when you've overstayed your welcome?

How much should you tip your friendly waiter? Captain Pete shares his best advice!

What's the proper way to resolve a pirate disagreement? Simple: plank, parrot, captain!