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Two And A Half Men

The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in the hit comedy series about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.
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Episodes

  1. S9 E1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    September 18, 2011
    21min
    13+
    After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
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  2. S9 E2 - People Who Love Peepholes
    September 25, 2011
    21min
    16+
    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden’s ex-wife.
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  3. S9 E3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    October 2, 2011
    20min
    16+
    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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  4. S9 E4 - Nine Magic Fingers
    October 9, 2011
    20min
    13+
    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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  5. S9 E5 - A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
    October 16, 2011
    20min
    16+
    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
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  6. S9 E6 - The Squat and Hover
    October 23, 2011
    21min
    13+
    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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  7. S9 E7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    October 30, 2011
    19min
    13+
    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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  8. S9 E8 - Thanks for the Intercourse
    November 6, 2011
    21min
    13+
    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
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  9. S9 E9 - Frodo's Headshots
    November 13, 2011
    21min
    16+
    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope…including GARY BUSEY!
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  10. S9 E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    November 20, 2011
    21min
    16+
    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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  11. S9 E11 - A Lovely Landing Strip
    December 4, 2011
    19min
    16+
    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
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  12. S9 E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    December 11, 2011
    20min
    16+
    Walden’s mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden’s past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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  13. S9 E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    January 1, 2012
    19min
    16+
    Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.
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  14. S9 E14 - A Possum on Chemo
    January 15, 2012
    20min
    16+
    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
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  15. S9 E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    February 5, 2012
    21min
    16+
    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s “special” brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey’s ex-husband, Nigel.
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  16. S9 E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    February 12, 2012
    19min
    16+
    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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  17. S9 E17 - Not in My Mouth
    February 19, 2012
    19min
    16+
    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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  18. S9 E18 - The War Against Gingivitis
    February 26, 2012
    21min
    16+
    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden’s estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.
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  19. S9 E19 - Palmdale, ech
    March 18, 2012
    20min
    13+
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
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  20. S9 E20 - Grandma's Pie
    April 8, 2012
    20min
    16+
    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
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  21. S9 E21 - Mr. Hose says 'Yes'
    April 15, 2012
    21min
    16+
    Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
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  22. S9 E22 - Why We Gave Up Woman
    April 29, 2012
    21min
    16+
    Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
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  23. S9 E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
    May 6, 2012
    20min
    13+
    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved. Seinfeld’s JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.
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  24. S9 E24 - Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
    May 13, 2012
    21min
    16+
    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden’s ex-business partner, Billy.
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Content advisory
Violencealcohol usesmokingfoul languagesexual content
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Directors
James WiddoesGary HalvorsonPamela FrymanJeff MelmanRob SchillerAndy AckermanTed WassAndrew D. WeymanLee AronsohnJon Cryer
Producers
Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumEddie GorodetskySusan BeaversJim PattersonDon Reo
Starring
Jon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. Jones
Studio
Warner Bros.
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