Married With Children

Moni invites Dardo and Mariaelena, the new neighbors, over for dinner. Pepe and Moni brag about their 15 years of marriage and give the newlyweds some tips.

The neighbors get a guard dog. Pepe has a gun. They hear noises late at night and Pepe goes outside and accidentally shoots, killing the neighbors’ dog.

Mariaelena talks to Moni about how often she’s intimate with her husband. Moni wants to go on an energy diet so she’ll have more energy at night. Pepe has mood swings.

Pepe has a problem with the store’s owner, he wants credit and recognition for his work but doesn’t get any. Hurt, he quits and looks for a new job.

Monica and Pepe are going out to dinner with Dardo and Mariaelena. Paola goes out with her boyfriend. Dardo and Pepe buy a ‘72 Torino to fix it up, the dinner is off.

Moni asks Pepe to fix the fence. Fatiga has been running out of the house and he’s gotten all the dogs in the neighborhood pregnant. Paola gets a job.

2 construction workers arrive at the neighborhood to fix up the common areas, Mariaelena tells Pepe they should split the cost. Pepe tells her it’s a scam.

Pepe hears his favorite hot dog place is being demolished. They’re on their way out to go to Mr. Ñato’s last night, but several things happen that derail their plans.

Dardo gets promoted to manager at the bank where he works. Pepe visits Dardo at the bank to request a loan. Pepe walks into the vault with Dardo.

The kids are stressing Moni out; she needs to relax. Mariaelena offers to take Paola and Coqui for the weekend. Pepe wants to watch the Racing game.

Pepe and Monica go bowling, Moni runs into Karla, an old schoolmate. Moni remembers that they’d always compete with each other. Karla proposes a contest.

An exorbitant phone bill arrives at the Argentos’. They install anti-theft lights on the street. Moni and the kids suffer because Pepe refuses to pay the bill.

Moni wants to make her own money, Mariaelena gets her a job. Pepe congratulates her but knows she won’t last very long as an employee. Moni wants to go back to being a housewife.

The neighbors have some extra money and Pepe suggests that they build an extra room, the Argentos try to get them to use the room for their own personal interests.

Dardo returns home with a mustache. Mariaelena and Dardo argue nonstop. Dardo moves in with the Argentos. Monica feels like Dardo has taken her place.

Pepe has a surprise for his family, they go on vacation to a hotel called “Paradise”. Moni and the kids aren’t too excited.

Pepe and Moni run to the kids’ room, they’re terrified and have to get out of there as soon as possible. Their lives are in danger. Pepe leaves the car keys in the room.

Coqui hears noises at night. Monica finds a rat in the basement and wants to call the exterminator. Pepe is determined to kill it with Dardo’s help.

Paola practices with Moni in order to get her driver’s license. Pepe has a hunch, he wants to go to the track on Sunday and bet on the winning horse.

Pepe buys a special whistle for Fatiga. Pepe plays cards with the guys. Moni hangs out with the ladies. Coqui asks his parents to help his friend.

Monica encourages Dardo to go play cards with Pepe. Dardo joins Pepe and his friends for a card game. Sadly, Dardo isn’t lucky.

Monica tells Mariaelena she should let her help her. Dardo makes a list of the things that annoy Mariaelena. Paola brings her boyfriend home to introduce him to her parents.

Mariaelena decides to use Dardo’s car without telling him. Pepe tells Dardo what happened to his car. Dardo forgives Mariaelena and she notices a problem of his.

Monica and her kids finds Pepe’s wallet. Dardo and Pepe go to the casino. Pepe makes Dardo promise he won’t tell their wives what happened.

Pepe decides to throw his old stuff out and Dardo finds a very special book among Pepe’s things. Pepe confesses something traumatic from his youth at the library.