Having hung up the Deadpool suit after a midlife crisis, Wade Wilson is forced to wield the katanas once again - not only to save his universe and the loved ones who inhabit it, but to finally find a higher purpose.

Deadpool

AKA Mary Puppins. She might be the ugliest dog on the planet, but she’s also pretty hard to look at.

Dogpool

A foul-mouthed, blind addict who once gave Wade laundry advice and has been stuck with him ever since as his roommate. She might be one of the only people who can put up with Deadpool at his weirdest.

Blind Al

A Deadpool variant who likes her rock soft and liquor hard. Ladypool leads the Corps with an iron fist, ruthless attitude and an uncomfortably close relationship with her custom submachine guns. Many people don’t know this, but she’s also an accomplished dancer — her preferred discipline being the Argentine Tango. She has trouble accessing the full spectrum of human emotion, but it’s never hindered her ability to establish lasting friendships. In high school she was voted most likely to spend life in prison or win a televised dance competition. She has a ponytail and currently resides in The Void.

Ladypool

A kid variant of Deadpool with a real attitude. Can you believe the mouth on this little f***er?

Kidpool

A blissful, baby Deadpool who just wants to drink a little milk and chill. In a word? ADORABLE. Also, a bit of an asshole.

Babypool

Every Deadpool has a Peter! Along with Deadpool and Domino, he’s the only other survivor of Wade’s attempt at creating X-Force. When Wade hangs up the Deadpool suit, Peter gets him a job at his car dealership—but he’s always there to remind Wade that there’s still a hero inside him.

Peter

Wade Wilson’s ride-or-die, Vanessa met him at Sister Margaret’s as a sex worker and loved him ever since—even after Wade lost his good looks to his mutation. Her crazy matches Wade’s crazy. But while things seemed great on the surface, their relationship eventually hit a rough patch, and now she’s dating someone else. (A guy from work. He goes hiking.) She’s got a stable life and career. Still, even if she doesn’t want him back, Deadpool will do anything to keep her safe.

Vanessa

DEADPOOL AND GENTLY USED CHARACTERS

A broken and shame-fueled Logan reluctantly joins Deadpool’s side to fight for their survival and a shot at redemption which has long eluded him.

Wolverine

Professor Charles Xavier’s terrifying twin, who survived the womb but was so dangerous that the TVA quickly sent her to the Void. Now she rules it with an army of variant mutants from her lair made of Ant-Man’s giant corpse. Her psychic invasion of privacy is a little more intrusive than Xavier’s, as she literally reaches into the minds of her victims to draw out their thoughts and memories. She also possesses a certain level of telekinesis and regeneration.

Cassandra Nova

Known as Laura, X-23 is the result of an illegal experimentation program that sought to clone mutants like Wolverine. Like female wolverines, Laura has two claws in each hand and one in each foot. She’s just as ruthless as Logan, if not more.

Laura/X23

Wolverine’s older half-brother—and sworn enemy. While they have similar abilities, Sabretooth’s take the form of sharp claws that extend from his nails. Their war has been going on for over a century.

Sabertooth

A mutant and enemy of the X-Men, Pyro can harness the power of fire. In the Void, he’s working as a double agent for both Cassandra Nova and Mr. Paradox.

Deadpool

Wolverine

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