Comedy Central Presents

Dat Phan talks about his Asian-American upbringing, taunting his Vietnamese mother and what it likes being in interracial relationships.

John Heffron explains the difference between women and video games, then laments his diminishing sex life.

D.C. Benny shares dentist horror stories and describes the worst things about riding the subway in New York City.

Frank Caliendo serves up a wide range of impressions, including George W. Bush, John Madden and Scooby-Doo.

Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.

Kevin Hart explains why being a newlywed is rough, learns that driving a big truck won't make him taller and talks about his mother's go-to answer for when things go wrong.

Eddie Gossling describes a misguided alien abduction and the stinginess of Episcopalian priests.

Jimmy Shubert gives his take on frog licking, office rage and stoic fish.

Vanessa Hollingshed talks about unrealistic beauty standards, performing for the troops and why her curly hair is like a drug addict living on top of her head.

Carlos Alazraqui explains that being the Taco Bell dog isn't an aphrodisiac, that Americans are just cocky teenagers and that there's not such thing as "honorable combat."

Doug Benson offers his marijuana-infused perspective on "The Vagina Monologues" and describes his efforts to be a more relatable comedian.

Mike Birbiglia discusses the struggles of trying to lose weight, the dating world and drinking in a laundromat.

Tom Cotter talks about his Irish and Scottish heritage, drinking too much on a plane and the changing lexicon of English.

Bob Oschack explains why marriage in L.A. is like a drug, why babies are better than lazy friends and why New York needs the south more than the south needs New York.

Demetri Martin takes you on a journey to the magical place where his jokes come from in this stand-up special.

Vince Morris discuss his dad's propensity for smoking in the dark, his annoyance with mispronunciations and the subjectivity of the English language.

Gene Pompa talks about getting typecast as a Latino criminal, reflects on his Southern California upbringing and describes how he spices up his sex life.

Greg Giraldo takes on today's issues of war, pestilence, social security and celebrity smooches.

Dwayne Perkins compares living in New York City to living in L.A., gives dating advice to men and explains what it likes to visit Africa as a black man.

Jimmy Dore describes the kinds of tattoos librarians might have, recalls attending Catholic school and reveals his attraction to Jude Law.

Tig introduces her new line of politically correct Barbie Dolls and other handy new inventions in this half-hour stand-up special.

Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black and David Wain of Stella recite Irish limericks, demonstrate New England accents and describe a perfect summer day.

Paul Mercurio is still poor enough that finding $10 is a big deal, thinks God is passive agressive and believes there's nothing more humbling than a full-length mirror.

Clinton Jackson talks about finding things to say to his cat, why he's too childish to be a father and why a black circus ringmaster isn't exactly a civil right hero.

Paul Gilmartin explains why a terrorist attack in Vegas would go unnoticed, why footie pajamas make kids feel invincible and why he'd believe Hall & Oates over the Bible.