Lexx

An alien spaceship is discovered orbiting the moon. At the urging of his top advisor, Prince, the president of the USA makes contact in secret with the aliens' leader: A strange man who introduces himself as Stanley H. Tweedle. Unfortunately, the contact does not go well.

When Xev and Kai are separated, Xev hitches a ride with a Texan named Rooster. He and his lovesick lug-head friends vie for Xev's love. Kai's search for Xev leads him to a weird scientist who believes the Earth is in imminent danger.

Xev is forced to adapt to life in prison as she is expoited by the Warden and his wife. Prince decides it's time for Stan to give him the key to the Lexx. Meanwhile, an army of carrot-like mechanical drones arrive and start to devour anybody they come across.

Stan and the President conspire to overthrow the evil Prince. However, it doesn't take too long for Prince to figure out what they're up to.

790 lures Stan and Xev to the carrot-probe-infested island of Zig Zag by inviting them on a TV gameshow, "Xevivor," where players compete for a night with Xev. Stan and Xev realize their days are numbered if they stay on the island.

Stan decides to pay his subjects on The Rock a little visit. Unfortunatly, none of the inhabitants seem particularly impressed by his presidential decree, focusing, instead, on his remarkable resemblance to the most hated man in town.

The Lexx crew visits Transylvania in search of an unknown enemy. Their journey takes them to a sinister castle for a dinner hosted by Count Dracul. By evening's end all who remain are Xev, Stan, Kai and three sexy goth girls.

Stan invites the goth girls for a tour of the Lexx, hoping for a more intimate rendezvous. but his fantasy is not made reality when the girls silence him and steal Kai's proto-blood.

Stan discovers a woman bearing an uncanny resemblance to Lyekka working in the porn industry and tries to get closer to her by becoming the fluffer in her latest shoot.

When the Lexx stops responding to Stan's commands, the crew's plans to leave Earth are thwarted. They join forces with Uther, an aging rock star, who gives them a lift to the space shuttle.

Kai and Stanley seek out the "Feast of Mograth," hoping to resurrect Xev. They meet Oberon, king of the faeries, who grants their request, in return for their eternal servitude unless they can escape his forest before sunrise.

The carrot probes have come to Earth to sample the human cuisine. Prince joins forces with the crew of the Lexx to destroy the alien mother ship that is commanding the probes.

Prince makes a deal with 790 to destroy Xev and Stan. In exchange, Prince will attach 790 to a human body.

Without the key to the Lexx, the crew settles down in a small-town America. Xev's cooking is atrocious, Kai doesn't like his new fridge and after a day they get bored with TV. Xev gets a job at CJD Meat Products as a counselor, where she meets Cleesby.

Now wanted as fugitives for the massacre at Prime Ridge, Stan, Kai and Xev take refuge in Mort's Funeral Parlor. The mortician has a bizarre obsession with Kai's proto-blood. Stan and Xev commit a serious faux pas during a viewing.

While the president finds himself haunted by Prince in the form of a TV set, Stan, Xev and Kai are abducted by Field Commander Moss, leader of the American Freedom Ranger.

As the Lexx convulses from starvation, the crew decides to abandon him, leaving 790 behind as punishment for his latest treachery. President Priest and First Lady Bunny attempt to hijack the Lexx and destroy the world.

Kai agrees to play a high-stakes game of chess with Prince. If Kai wins, Prince will return Kai's life-essence. If he loses, Stan and Xev must forfeit their lives.

Out near the orbit of Jupiter, the crew encounters a Russian space pod full of students. Financed by Haley's trust fund, they claim to have gone up in space with a plan to transmit a political statement about the dying earth and globalization.

Stan wakes the crew to decide whether to destroy the carrot mothership, Lyekka comes on board the Lexx to convince the crew not to destroy her ship.

Kai, Xav and Stan stop off in Las Vegas while they wait for the next space shuttle. The excitement steps up a notch when Xev adopts the wrestling persona of Cleopatra and goes up against some of the top women fighters.

Lyekka gives the Lexx crew the rarest, most exquisite berries as gifts of thanks. Paranoid, Stan and Xev believe they are trying to kill each other. 790 hopes to have Kai all to himself.

Kai battles an oversized Lyekka who threatens to destroy the Earth. Kai is in trouble and his only savior is Stan, whose infatuation with Lyekka causes him to hesitate destroying the alien mother ship.

Prince visits the Lexx, warning of "Earth's date with destiny." Emotions run high as Kai begins to feel again and the Lexx's health is ailing. The alien mother ship reaches Earth.