The Carol Burnett Show

It's no "surprise, surprise, surprise" to see Jim Nabors as Carol's season opening guest! Jim plays a neighbor visiting a single woman whose apartment is filled with elaborate security devices.

Big laughs are on tap with this episode, featuring the return of the world's oldest sex symbol, Mae East, to "V.I.P.", a Presidential "Fireside Chat", and a case of laryngitis on "Carol & Sis."

Steve Lawrence and Rock Hudson stop by to join in the fun and merriment, with the movie spoof "The Murderer Always Rings Twice", and a meeting with an interior decorator in this week's "Carol & Sis."

Comedian Scoey Mitchell is Carol's guest for this episode that features a certain monarch's debut in variety programming, "The Queen Elizabeth Show", complete with a Q&A and a "Queen & Sis" sketch.

Broadway legend Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone are Carol's guests in this episode, which features the pair in an installment of "As The Stomach Turns." Also: Carol plays a stage actress battling the flu.

The legendary Bing Crosby and Rowan & Martin guest star! Bing plays himself in a sketch set in the famous Brown Derby, while the "Laugh-In" boys play crooks confronted by Fireside Girl Alice Portnoy. Cameo: Bob Hope

Tonight's guest: Andy Griffith! Andy leaves his familiar role as Sheriff Taylor far behind in a sketch called "Mr. Law & Order." And on "Carol & Sis", Roger leaves Carol a football widow.

Andy Griffith guests, retelling a familiar Aesop fable in his own inimitable fashion, then joins Carol for a down home, countrified fairy tale musical production number: "Cinderellie."

Two generations of comedy guest star in this episode--the fabulous Lucille Ball and the funny George Carlin! Lucy and Carol fly high as flight attendants, while George serves up a slice of stand-up.

Guest star Lucille Ball joins Carol for a glittering showbiz sketch, "The Rock Sisters!" Meanwhile, comedy genius George Carlin is on hand with plenty of words that you CAN say on television.

Carol's old friends Garry Moore and Durward Kirby visit for the holidays, contributing to a fast and funny toy ad and a tongue-twisting courtroom sketch. Also: it's poker night on "Carol & Sis."

Nancy Wilson and Donald O'Connor guest star! Sketches include a housewife plagued by familiar commercials for household products, and a loving spoof of the popular "College Musical" subgenre.

Kaye Stevens and Audrey Meadows guest star in this episode, featuring favorite recurring sketches "As The Stomach Turns" and the "10th Avenue Family."

Guests Nancy Wilson and Nanette Fabray are here for tonight's "As The Stomach Turns." And on "Carol & Sis", the siblings practice for their First Aid course on a resuscitation mannequin.

Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr choose to accept Carol's mission to appear in the spoof "Mission: Improbable" - which includes a super-secret cameo! This episode will not self destruct in five seconds.

Guest star Soupy Sales plays a hospital patient who is subjected to Fireside Girl Alice Portnoy's unique bedside manner, and joins Carol for the movie spoof "Mildred Fierce."

Comedienne Joan Rivers kills the crowd with her comedy set, while The Old Folks and the 10th Avenue Family appear in sketches that keep the audience rolling in the aisles.

Carol & Sis (& Roger) wrap up their evening after coming home from a costume party. Meanwhile, Carol and Harvey delight with a pair of sketches: one set in a prison, the other about school teachers.

Pat Carroll and Jack Jones are Carol's exciting and new guests. Pat and Carol play competing commercial actresses up for the same role. Plus: another chapter of "As The Stomach Turns."

Jane Connell and the ever-funny Tim Conway guest star! Tonight's episode features Harvey and Tim as tipsy friends coming home from a night of carousing, and a spoof of The Arabian Nights.

Frequent guest Nanette Fabray settles in for another appearance on "As The Stomach Turns." Also featured: "Carol & Sis" go gaga over Roger's briefcase, which is surprisingly filled with cash.

Fireside Girl Alice Portnoy is back to create more havoc in this episode, which features guest star Ronnie Schell and a sketch in the ever-popular "Carol & Sis" saga.

Mel Torme and Martha Raye are tonight's guests! Sketches include Martha and Carol as two dog-loving ladies, and spoofs of two Disney classics: "Sleeping Beauty" and "Mary Poppins."

Tim Conway proves himself once again to be one of the funniest men on the planet in this episode, which features him in two sketches, pairing him with Harvey and Carol, respectively.

Nanette Fabray and the lovely Michele Lee guest star in another hilarious episode that includes a commercial take-off and the continuing story of the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns."