The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie participates in a charity golf tournament.

Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll.

Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.

The kids go on strike for wages after Bernie tries to make them clean up their mess, so he hires neighborhood kids as scabs.

Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.

Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.

Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.

Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.

Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (guest star Don Rickles) place.

Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.

Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.

Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.

Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.

Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.

Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno."

Bernie's kids all want something from him, but he manages to stay one step ahead of them by adhering to the principles of chess.

Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed.

Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own.

Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.

Bernie's sister wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods.

Wanda's parents (guest stars Steven Williams and Janet Hubert) take over the household while visiting.

Bernie bribes kids to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party slated for the same day.