American Dad

Roger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.

Francine is happy watching vapid morning talk shows and ignoring real world news. When she decides to surprise Stan at work she accidentally discovers that Stan has been running her favorite show in an attempt to shelter her from the real world.

Stan believes it is his patriotic duty to join the American Census as an enumerator.

Steve and Roger are bird-watching when they see a strange man steal the bird eggs.

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect.

Hayley gets a job as a sandwich delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office.

Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work.

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town.

Stan annoys his family and co-workers with pointless, boring stories.

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train.

Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk about sex.

Roger becomes upset about the fact that one day the Smith family will die and he will outlive them all.

Francine becomes the new guidance counselor at Steve’s school.