South Park

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips."

Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.

The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them "junior deputies."

The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.

The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.

When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.

After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.

After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.