Allo 'Allo!

Flick is informed that the Communists have kidnapped his sausage and are demanding a ransom, and a plan is devised for Rene to pay it.

Gruber's dog has ended up with the sausage containing the painting, and Rene talks Gruber into making yet another copy.

Maria is imprisoned in von Klinkerhoffen's chateau. The General subsequently discovers the sausage and hangs it in his closet to cure.

An attempt is made to get the airmen out by antique airplane. Meanwhile, Gruber is given the painting of the Fallen Madonna to copy.

Rene has hidden The Fallen Madonna on the back of an old painting, but the General confiscates it. Meanwhile, the British airmen have new disguises.

The airmen are in the mortuary, dressed as tarts, waiting to tunnel into the POW camp to hide and get new uniforms.