American Dad

When Langley Falls plans to build an Arena Football stadium, Stan learns that the construction will require that an old tree be torn down... a tree Stan claims is his father.

Steve is desperate to date a girl and determines the best way is to become a varsity athlete.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

Roger becomes a teacher at SteveÂ?s school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "?The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesnÂ?t compliment his order, and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist'?s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she'?s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah'?s Ark.

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes.

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league.

When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it.

To celebrate President's Day, Stan takes Hayley to the James Garfield museum.

Someone fails to bring a gift to the CIA Christmas party gift swap and Bullock is left without a gift. Bullock is enraged and demands to know who ruined the party but no one confesses.

Stan is desperately trying to bond with Steve when he discovers that Steve is good at bowling.

Stan is afraid that Hayley is drifting aimlessly through life, so he tries to teach her the value of a good plan.