The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage in this iconic and iconoclastic show from a comedy legend.

Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.

Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by "becoming black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.

After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.

Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.

When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll goes missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it.

Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them.

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.

Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring.

Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car.

Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter.

Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.

Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead.

Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay."

Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged.